favorite penguin facts

Penguins, everyone's favorite flightless bird. They thrive in the barren tundra of the poles, yet they'd make really great pets. Sadly, their habitat is being decimated by climate change. They're too cute to not want to save.

Sickzaur asked animal lovers of Reddit: What's your favourite thing about penguins?

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