Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

People Divulge The Worst Lies Their Ex Ever Told Them

A couple sitting in profile in front of a sunset.
silhouette of two person sitting on chair near tree
Photo by Harli Marten on Unsplash

Reddit user Wyschii asked: 'What's the worst lie your ex has ever told you?'

Relationships are built on trust.

As a result, when it becomes clear that your relationship was built on lies and deceit, then there is simply no hope of it surviving.


True, everyone's partner has likely told them a little white lie or two, which didn't end up having any sort of long-term effects on their relationships.

However, some lies or deceptions proved to be simply beyond the pail, often effectively ending relationships for good.

Redditor Wyschii was curious to hear the absolute worst lies anyone was ever told by their ex-partner, leading them to ask:

"What's the worst lie your ex has ever told you?"

Reverse Psychology?

"After my ex broke up with me, she messaged me to say she cheated on me."

'Told me that during our entirely relationship, I was just the sidepiece and she 'had a real man who was loving her'."

"A few hours later her best friend messaged me and said my ex is full of sh*t, loved me and was just making stuff up to hurt me."

"Still thankful for that friend to set things right."

In This Case, Better Never Than Late...

"When I picked her up for our first date, she was ready and waiting outside her house."

"For the next 10 years we never ever came close again to what may be described as being ready on time."- GobiLux

She Didn't Clarify Who She Didn't Want To Have Sex With...

"She wanted to stop having sex 'cause she suddenly wanted to be religious."

"In reality, she was just f*cking another guy."- ShadoOwEd

Pop Tv Please GIF by One Day At A TimeGiphy

Dude, Try Harder!

"That the pink thong in his center consule was his 7 yr old daughter's."- Deep_Investigator283

Never Come Between A Man And His Pizza

"'The leftover pizza fell out of the fridge onto the floor so I had to throw it away'."

"Not true."

"She ate it."

"She ate it and LIED about it. It started a real escalation in the leftover games."- ForayIntoFillyloo

Lying Doesn't Come Naturally To Everyone...

"That the cat had installed Tinder on her phone."- orndorf

Kitten Youre Cute GIF by TINDERGiphy

He Had Something On Reserve...

"My ex told me he was in the army reserve and needed to borrow my car the last weekend of every month to go to training because he didn’t have one."

"Turned out, he hadn’t been in the reserves for over four years, and was instead taking my car for three days a month to go visit his not-so-ex-girlfriend 2 hours away."- SignatureWonderful10

Sadly More Common Than It Seems

"That he would stop drinking."

"I had two exes promise me this, and alcohol ended up being more of a priority than me."- frisbeemassage

Leave Grandma Out Of It!

"Not really told ME per se, but she called my grandmother and told her I had been having sex with my cousin since we were kids."

"(not true)."

"Stressed my gramma out lol."- MardawgNC

Angry Black And White GIF by LaffGiphy

No Matter The Time Of Day, Red Flag!

"My ex told me to not text her at night because her little sister uses her phone at night."- rfengr_23

Yeah, Arithmetic Was Your Biggest Problem...

"I was a teenage cancer heartthrob and knew there was a chance I was sterile."

"During my engagement, I finally got tested, and my fiancé said she'd love me no matter what the results were."

"Then after getting married and I found out she was sleeping with her boss, she said one of the reasons was because he could have kids."

"He was twice her age and had three kids from 3 different baby-mamas!"

"I used to think she was so good at math — lol."- lewdlesion

How Low Can You Get?

"This is going back to the time of answering machines, but my ex told me she was having dinner after work with a friend whose mom had cancer."

"That night, before her shift even ended, the friend called to say her mom passed away."

"I didn’t say anything."

"When she came home, I asked her how her dinner went, and she said it was fine, nice to catch up, and she felt really bad about the mother, but they were positive things would get better."

"I bit my tongue the entire night, took every ounce of strength I had."

"She went off to work the next morning, and I moved her out."

"I brought all her sh*t to her parents' house and put it in their driveway."

"Took three trips, and by the 3rd one, she was home (early) before I got a chance to change the locks."

"It was almost a perfect execution."

"I got her moved out and also taken off my bank accounts all within 8 hours."- ADIDAS247

Moving Day GIF by Big G MoversGiphy

That's Literally What They All Say...

"‘I’ll never do it again’."

"Spoiler alert- they did it again."- bratbabyx

They Call Them Vows For A Reason...

"Do you vow to take this person to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until death do you part'."

"I Do."- varthalon

And Rachel Thought SHE Had It Bad...

"We were on a break and he sent me a picture of him in bed… with a girl.. early in the morning… and claimed that they just ‘napped together’."

"Yikes!"

"So close!"

"Almost fooled me there.."

"She covered herself with sheets, but I could tell she was naked."

"Who tf do you think I am?"- a_weird_pickle

Break Up Friends GIFGiphy

Maya Angelou famously said: "When someone shows you who they really are, believe them the first time."

Sound advice... if difficult to follow when that person is a pathological liar...

More from Trending

Donald Trump holding photos of White House ballroom
Salwan Georges/The Washington Post via Getty Images

CNN Just Used A Hilarious Poll To Show Just How Unpopular Trump's Ballroom Is—And We're Cackling

After President Donald Trump claimed that his new White House ballroom is "very popular" with the American public, CNN shared a hilariously shady poll that gets to the truth of the matter.

Last year, Trump ordered the demolition of the entire East Wing to make way for a 90,000 square-foot ballroom that will dwarf the size of the White House itself, sparking alarm from historical preservationists and the public alike.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @devynnehaddoxx's TikTok video
@devynnehaddoxx/TikTok

Woman In Labor Times How Long Her Husband Takes To Poop To See If She Can Push Their Baby Out Faster In Hilarious Viral Video

It's well-known across the internet that it takes forever for men to use the restroom. For dads especially, in the time it takes them to poop, when they return to the house, their kids will have aged seven years, and their baby will have learned to walk.

These are jokes, of course, but it's an internet consensus that men spend a really long time on the porcelain throne.

Keep ReadingShow less
David Letterman (left) has continued defending Stephen Colbert (right) as CBS faces backlash over canceling The Late Show.
Kevin Winter/Getty Images; Gilbert Carrasquillo/GC Images

David Letterman Rips 'Lying Weasels' At CBS For Claiming Colbert Was Canceled For Financial Reasons In Epic Takedown

David Letterman isn’t staying quiet about CBS canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. As Colbert’s run comes to an end later this month, the former late-night host is publicly challenging the network’s claim that the decision was purely financial.

Letterman, who hosted The Late Show from 1993 until stepping down in 2015, addressed the controversy during a new interview with New York Times journalist Jason Zinoman.

Keep ReadingShow less
Antonia Eastwood; Gemma Monk
Antonia Eastwood/MSN; Cover Images

Woman Speaks Out After Prison Sentence To Reveal What Led Her To Hurl Black Paint At Sister-In-Law On Her Wedding Day

In early 2024, 49-year-old Antonia Eastwood married Ashley Monk after about five months of dating. During the ceremony, Antonia tripped while walking down the aisle.

Antonia and Ashley were both suspicious that she did not trip accidentally and that Ashley's sister, Gemma, actually tripped her. Gemma and Antonia were not close, and the couple also believed that Gemma might be jealous that they were marrying after five months, though she'd been with her childhood sweetheart for 20 years without tying the knot.

Keep ReadingShow less
Billie Eilish on 'Good Hang'
Good Hang with Amy Poehler/YouTube

Billie Eilish's Refreshingly Blunt Take On Aging And 'Botched' Plastic Surgery Has Fans Nodding Hard

You know what they say: the grass is greener on the other side. Most people want something that they don't have.

While many people right now are fixated on appearing younger than their age, Billie Eilish—who already looks younger than her age—is looking forward to what comes next.

Keep ReadingShow less