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Woman Rescued After Getting Trapped In Michigan Outhouse Toilet While Retrieving Apple Watch

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A woman in Bagley Township, Michigan, got trapped in an outhouse toilet after lowering herself in while trying to retrieve the Apple Watch she dropped.

A woman has made quite a stink after getting stuck inside an outhouse toilet in Bagley Township in the northern part of Michigan.

The woman was using the outhouse at the Dixon Lake boat launch when her Apple Watch fell into the toilet. So she climbed inside the outhouse toilet, got stuck, and had to be rescued.


First responders arrived after bystanders heard her crying for help from—and we cannot stress this enough—inside the outhouse toilet.

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In response, Michigan State Police issued a press statement urging people to please, for the love of God, do not ever climb into an outhouse toilet. It read in part:

“If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area. Serious injury may occur."

Thank goodness they cleared that up.

Obviously, people on social media had a field day with this story of a woman climbing into an outhouse toilet to retrieve an Apple Watch.








No word as yet on whether or not she got the watch back.

Hope it was worth it!

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