Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

Adults Admit How Much 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' Boat Scene Traumatized Them as Kids

Adults Admit How Much 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' Boat Scene Traumatized Them as Kids
(Greg Deocampo/YouTube, @Kate_Trish/Twitter)

One of the most memorable scenes from 1971's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was when Gene Wilder, as the debonair chocolatier's namesake, brought his guests on board for a ride out of hell. Or into hell.

People are revisiting the so-called family musical-fantasy film and revealing just how much the boat trip screwed with their minds.



The chocolate-borne journey begins peacefully. The Oompa-Loompa-powered "Wonka-tania" pulls up to the dock and the clueless passengers board with a sense of blithe curiosity as Wonka pines, "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by."

As the boat sailed past the confectionery vegetation with its vivid colors and the dramatic musical score swelled, we wanted to be on that boat too. But nothing prepared viewers for the terror that awaited those passengers inside that dark tunnel; a virtual descent into madness.

By the way, upon second viewing, didn't that chocolate river look more like blood?


Turns out the boating experience wasn't for the faint of heart. Those passengers were terrorized by a freakish acid trip of a kaleidoscopic nightmare interspersed with images of chickens getting their heads chopped off. Who comes up with this freakish stuff?



This is not how chocolate is made. What kind of factory is this?

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing




Moviegoers held on for dear life in tandem with Wonka's guests as the quirky navigator delivered nonsensical rhymes. What's happening? Is the boat even moving?




Wilder's genius performance in that role left an indelible impression on all of us.

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

Most people's recollection of that intense scene is a traumatizing one.




But others found it completely mesmerizing and not scary at all.






As adults, some fears never change.






Did anyone notice the amount of seats left to accommodate the passengers? The terror was real before the boat even left the dock.




Producers initially considered casting Fred Astaire and Joel Grey to play Willy Wonka, but Wilder accepted the role under one condition.

When I make my first entrance, I'd like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I'm walking on and stands straight up, by itself; but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When asked why he wanted this specific scene in the movie was because "from that time on, no one will know if I'm lying or telling the truth."

Now we can't imagine anyone else playing the role. Johnny Depp fans might disagree.

H/T - Wikipedia, Twitter, YouTube


More from Entertainment/tv-and-movies

Donald Trump
Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty Images

Design For New Commemorative Coin Featuring Trump Just Dropped—And People Can't Believe It's Real

On March 19, the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts (CFA), comprising people appointed by MAGA Republican President Donald Trump, unanimously approved a final design concept proposed for a 24-karat gold United States semiquincentennial commemorative coin.

Instead of featuring the Declaration of Independence or some other images central to the foundation of the nation in 1776 or more universally recognized symbols from the last 250 years, the CFA chose a sketch based on a photo of Trump leaning over the Resolute desk in the Oval Office for the coin's obverse or "heads" side.

Keep ReadingShow less
Gavin Newsom; ICE agents at Atlanta airport
Steve Jennings/Getty Images; Megan Varner/Getty Images

Gavin Newsom Said What We're All Thinking About Trump's Decision To Deploy ICE To Airports

After President Donald Trump moved to deploy ICE agents to U.S. airports amid a partial government shutdown that has caused exceptionally long delays at TSA lines nationwide, California Governor Gavin Newsom pointed out exactly why the move is so troubling for citizens and non-citizens alike.

ICE agents are still getting paid during the shutdown, unlike TSA agents, who are currently working unpaid and struggling amid the affordability crisis. News outlets have confirmed ICE agents have been deployed in airports that serve Democratic strongholds, particularly John F. Kennedy and LaGuardia Airports (New York), O'Hare International Airport (Chicago), and others.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshot of Ebrahim Zolfaghari; Donald Trump
RpsAgainstTrump/X;

Iranian Military Spokesman Trolls Trump Hard In English With Classic Trump Catchphrase

As the war with Iran enters its fourth week, Iranian military spokesman Ebrahim Zolfaghari has gone viral for trolling President Donald Trump in a video with one of Trump's most well-known catchphrases.

The Apprentice was of course the show that made Trump a reality star for quite a few years, where he became known for his catchphrase "You're fired!"

Keep ReadingShow less
Reese Witherspoon
JC Olivera/Variety/Getty Images

Fans Can't Believe How Old Reese Witherspoon Is After She Just Celebrated A Milestone Birthday

Reese Witherspoon just celebrated a milestone birthday, but it wasn't her 30th or even her 40th.

Legally Blonde's Reese Witherspoon just celebrated her 50th birthday, and just like Elle Woods, she's proven yet again that it's "not hard" for her to look fabulous.

Keep ReadingShow less
Chappell Roan (left) and soccer star Jorginho Frello (right) are at the center of a reported security incident involving his 11-year-old stepdaughter in Brazil.
Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images; Ruano Carneiro/Getty Images

Chappell Roan Speaks Out After Soccer Star Says Her Security Guard Aggressively Confronted His Young Daughter

Chappell Roan has responded to an alleged altercation between the singer’s security guard and the daughter of soccer star Jorginho Frello.

On Saturday, Frello wrote on Instagram that he, his wife Catherine Harding, and his 11-year-old stepdaughter were staying at a São Paulo hotel ahead of Roan’s headlining performance at Lollapalooza Brazil when the singer, who was also apparently staying there, walked past their table at breakfast.

Keep ReadingShow less