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We may all finally get a full 8 hours of sleep tonight because the question that has been keeping us awake has finally been answered.
By what can only be explained as a prayer answered by the internet gods, we at last hold the recipe to THE SALAD DRESSING—the mystery vinaigrette that sent Twitter and Jason Sudeikis—into quite the frenzy.
Over the course of the last couple of days, we've learned intimate and concerning details spilled by Sudeikis' and Olivia Wilde's former nanny, which were met with a joint statement from the former couple.
One of the details, however, stood out from the rest and had social media buzzing.
According to the nanny, Wilde made a salad for current boyfriend Harry Styles with the family's 'special dressing' which reportedly enraged Sudeikis.
The night she left with her salad, Jason had chased after her, videotaping her in the house."
"She was saying, 'Jason, I'm scared of you.' And he said, 'If you're scared of me, why are you leaving your kids with me?"
"So then Jason went outside and lay under her car so she wouldn't leave. She got in her car to back up, he lay under her car so she wouldn't leave."
"She went back into the house, and he went in, it was back and forth. He said he was doing it on purpose to make her late going to see Harry."
As one can imagine, everyone just wanted to know:
Well, the internet finally has a recipe and it was shared by none other than Olivia Wilde herself.
On her Instagram story, Wilde posted a picture of a page from Nora Ephron's book Heartburn which held the secret to yesterday's Twitter storm.
If you think you can handle it, continue reading for the recipe.
"Mix 2 tablespoons Grey Poupon mustard with 2 tablespoons good red wine vinegar."
"Then, whisking constantly with a fork, slowly add 6 tablespoons olive oil, until the vinaigrette is thick and creamy; this makes a very strong vinaigrette that's perfect for salad greens like arugula and watercress and endive."
@oliviawilde/Instagram
Twitter was abuzz with the news.
The TikTok video of making the dressing already has nearly half a million views!
But let's keep going, shall we?
Grey Poupon - who is totally name-dropped in the post - even puts in their two tablespoons.
Since yesterday, people everywhere have been absolutely obsessed with finding this recipe, so we truly do hope this brings you some peace and closure.