We may all finally get a full 8 hours of sleep tonight because the question that has been keeping us awake has finally been answered.
By what can only be explained as a prayer answered by the internet gods, we at last hold the recipe to THE SALAD DRESSING—the mystery vinaigrette that sent Twitter and Jason Sudeikis—into quite the frenzy.
Over the course of the last couple of days, we've learned intimate and concerning details spilled by Sudeikis' and Olivia Wilde's former nanny, which were met with a joint statement from the former couple.
One of the details, however, stood out from the rest and had social media buzzing.
According to the nanny, Wilde made a salad for current boyfriend Harry Styles with the family's 'special dressing' which reportedly enraged Sudeikis.
The night she left with her salad, Jason had chased after her, videotaping her in the house."
"She was saying, 'Jason, I'm scared of you.' And he said, 'If you're scared of me, why are you leaving your kids with me?"
"So then Jason went outside and lay under her car so she wouldn't leave. She got in her car to back up, he lay under her car so she wouldn't leave."
"She went back into the house, and he went in, it was back and forth. He said he was doing it on purpose to make her late going to see Harry."
As one can imagine, everyone just wanted to know:
\u201c@CNN I just wanna know...\u201d— CNN (@CNN) 1666071007
Well, the internet finally has a recipe and it was shared by none other than Olivia Wilde herself.
On her Instagram story, Wilde posted a picture of a page from Nora Ephron's book Heartburn which held the secret to yesterday's Twitter storm.
If you think you can handle it, continue reading for the recipe.
"Mix 2 tablespoons Grey Poupon mustard with 2 tablespoons good red wine vinegar."
"Then, whisking constantly with a fork, slowly add 6 tablespoons olive oil, until the vinaigrette is thick and creamy; this makes a very strong vinaigrette that's perfect for salad greens like arugula and watercress and endive."
@oliviawilde/Instagram
Twitter was abuzz with the news.
\u201cthe salad lady on tiktok made olivia wilde\u2019s \u201cspecial\u201d salad dressing and i\u201d— sawy \ud83c\udf49 (@sawy \ud83c\udf49) 1666218507
The TikTok video of making the dressing already has nearly half a million views!
But let's keep going, shall we?
\u201cNot her sharing the infamous, special salad dressing! I'm DEAD!! \ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\u201d— Brooke (@Brooke) 1666194214
\u201charry eating his salad with special dressing\u201d— skank williams (@skank williams) 1666199046
Grey Poupon - who is totally name-dropped in the post - even puts in their two tablespoons.
\u201ccrucial relationship question: are they worthy of your special salad dressing recipe?\n\n #saladgate\u201d— Grey Poupon (@Grey Poupon) 1666193364
\u201c"why does anyone even care about celebrity gossip?" \n\nI just read a headline that said jason sudeikis laid down in front of Olivia wilde's car to stop her from bringing Harry styles a salad with special dressing. I'm just supposed to scroll past that and go on about my day???\u201d— sarah \u2615 (@sarah \u2615) 1666038914
\u201cthe nanny watching Olivia Wilde put the special salad dressing in a to go cup\u201d— T (@T) 1666033905
\u201c"You made your special salad dressing for him" is a Drake lyric\u201d— Thackery Binx (@Thackery Binx) 1666035148
\u201cok so Olivia Wilde made a special salad for Harry Styles which upset her then husband Jason Sudeikis who was married to Kay Cannon who wrote and directed Cinderella which starred James Corden who was recently banned from Balthazar by restauranteur Keith McNally\u201d— Chris Murphy (@Chris Murphy) 1666121123
\u201cshe made her SPECIAL SALAD DRESSING and took it to him. took her salad, and dressing and left. a FAMILY recipe.\u201d— lau\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udfe0\ud83c\udf3b (@lau\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udfe0\ud83c\udf3b) 1666023988
\u201ctaking your special salad dressing to another man\u201d— han (@han) 1666033516
\u201cOh don\u2019t mind us, just testing out some special salad dressing recipes \ud83d\ude0f\u201d— Char-Broil (@Char-Broil) 1666202659
\u201cwhen your wife\u2019s boyfriend wants to try her special salad dressing\u201d— dogfaced boy (@dogfaced boy) 1666199269
Since yesterday, people everywhere have been absolutely obsessed with finding this recipe, so we truly do hope this brings you some peace and closure.