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10 Of The Weirdest Sex Toys On Amazon That Will Make You Say OMG But Like In A Good Way

10 Of The Weirdest Sex Toys On Amazon That Will Make You Say OMG But Like In A Good Way
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Don't say we didn't warn you...

Jessica Beck
By Jessica BeckFeb 20, 2019
Jessica Beck

Jessica Beck is a writer, web designer and semi-professional kid wrangler from Portland, OR. She dislikes cilantro. It vexes her when people say “less" when they mean “fewer."

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Maybe it would never occur to you to shop Amazon for sex toys, or maybe you've been taking advantage of Prime shipping on your personal items for years. Either way, these are some of the weirdest sex toys we've seen in a while—and we've seen a lot.

Remember, it's a list, not an endorsement! There are some of these that we can't imagine anyone actually using... but if you feel the itch, there ain't no shame in that, either. But you made need some of this to help, if that's the case.

Commissions are earned for these sales.

Clone A Willy Silicone Penis Casting Kit

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As far as weird sex toys go, this is pretty tame... but a clone of your (or someone else's) willy is a bit of an odd keepsake.

3-in-1 Vibrating Massager

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This sex toy isn't really weird at all. But the picture makes it look like she's going to use it on her ear, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Undies for Two

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We have so many questions.

Waterproof Bendable Massager Toy

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This non-vibrating "massager" toy has us wondering if the manufacturers know what "massage" means.

Med Massager

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Speaking of massage... this industrial-strength monster came up in our search, making us wonder if someone misfiled under "adult massager."

French Poodle Dog Mask

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The fact that this came up under a search for "weird sex toys" was interesting.

Confetti Dildo

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Because why just throw confetti?

Smart Heat Scream Toy

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It's the little red sports car of male cup toys.

Horse Dildo

You can get it on Amazon

I feel like "BUY NOW" is not really a good idea here

Paging Catherine the Great...

Fox Tail Butt Plug

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Taking "furry" to the next level.

Or How About Kamasutra?

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Kama Sutra is dedicated to the well being both of body and spirit. The luxurious formulas are not just for lovemaking, they are designed with the health and the beauty of the skin in mind, and to heighten sensual awareness both in and beyond the bedroom.

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