Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

Vietnam Vet's Survival Tip For How To Use The Bathroom With Just A Single Square Of Toilet Paper Is Definitely A Last Resort

Vietnam Vet's Survival Tip For How To Use The Bathroom With Just A Single Square Of Toilet Paper Is Definitely A Last Resort
Troy Evans/Facebook

You may have heard that people are panic buying toilet paper so intensely that people are making memes of it.

Troy Evans—who you may know from shows like Bosch, Veep, and ER—decided to capitalize on this and take some time to show us how to survive if you are down to your last square from your stockpile of toilet paper.


Evans, a Vietnam Vet, shared his tips and tricks on Facebook.

The method is...interesting, at best.

You don't really want to get to this point, as you are essentially using the paper to clean feces off your finger, with a little piece set aside for "cleaning your fingernail."

Giphy

But people are thanking Evans for the laugh in these uncertain times.

Troy Evans/Facebook


Troy Evans/Facebook


Troy Evans/Facebook

As toilet paper has become a subject of some levity in times that seem murky, toilet paper content is simply littering the internet—no pun intended.





In fact, toilet paper is in such high demand that it's cropping up on sites like eBay for $250+ a pack—even though several sources confirmed there is no reason for panic buying.





Historians will look back on early 2020 as the age of toilet paper shortages and memes.

What a time to be alive.

More from Trending/funny-news

Justin Trudeau; Donald Trump
Sean Gallup/Getty Images; Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Trump Posts Bizarre AI Image Of Himself On 'Canadian' Mountain That's Not Even In Canada

President-elect Donald Trump was widely mocked after he shared what appeared to be an AI-generated image of himself standing on a mountain next to a Canadian flag—except the mountain isn't even in Canada.

The image, shared after Trudeau flew to Florida to meet Trump at his Mar-a-Lago estate after Trump threatened to impose a 25% tariff on Canadian products, shows Trump, flanked by the Canadian flag, staring out at... the Matterhorn.

Keep ReadingShow less
Drew Barrymore with Ariana Grande holding Glinda wand
The Drew Barrymore Show

Ariana Grande Speechless After Drew Barrymore Surprises Her With Original 'Wizard Of Oz' Prop

Ariana Grande had her dream come true after landing the role of Galinda, a.k.a. Glinda the Good Witch, in the film adaptation of the Broadway musical Wicked now in theaters.

But she didn't know she was about to be granted the most magical wish of them all.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshot of James Clyburn
CNN

James Clyburn Breaks Down Who's On His 'Pre-Emptive Pardon' List—And Yeah, We Get It

After President Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, South Carolina Democratic Representative James Clyburn weighed in on who Biden should preemptively pardon before President-elect Donald Trump takes office in January.

Biden granted “a full and unconditional” pardon to his son, Hunter Biden, covering federal gun and tax charges. Hunter Biden had been scheduled to be sentenced for his federal gun conviction on December 12 and for his tax case just four days later.

Keep ReadingShow less
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images

MTG Just Demanded A 'Blanket Pardon' From Trump—And Everyone Has The Same Question

Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene was criticized after demanding a "blanket pardon" from President-elect Donald Trump to her and her fellow Republicans.

Greene's remarks came after Biden granted “a full and unconditional” pardon to his son, Hunter Biden, covering federal gun and tax charges. Hunter Biden had been scheduled to be sentenced for his federal gun conviction on December 12 and for his tax case just four days later.

Keep ReadingShow less
Best friends hugging
Photo by Hannah Busing on Unsplash

People Explain Why They Had A Falling Out With Their Best Friend

A best friendship is one of those things where a lot of us think that once we "have" it, we always will.

But just like any other relationship, friendships take work, and sometimes friendships come in for a season rather than a lifetime, no matter how solid they may seem.

Keep ReadingShow less