Twitter is having a field day roasting a guy on Twitter who claimed real mean want a woman who "is obsessed with cows and is dying to make fresh breast milk ice cream" among other head-scratching attributes.
You read that right.
Twitter user Carnivore Aurelius tweeted last week:
"Boys want arm candy."
"Men want someone who isn't on birth control, is loving, graceful, who wants to buy a farm, start homesteading, homeschool the kids, who's obsessed with cows and is dying to make fresh breast milk ice cream."
\u201cBoys want arm candy.\n\nMen want someone who isn't on birth control, is loving, graceful, who wants to buy a farm, start homesteading, homeschool the kids, who's obsessed with cows and is dying to make fresh breast milk ice cream.\u201d— Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99 (@Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99) 1673223620
The overall feeling about the tweet?
The twitterverse is both amused and concerned, the stance dependent on whether or not the account is satire.
Confusion was the most prevalent response.
\u201c@AlpacaAurelius fresh what\u201d— Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99 (@Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99) 1673223620
\u201c@AlpacaAurelius What was that last part\u201d— Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99 (@Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99) 1673223620
there's no way this isn't satire https://t.co/Nc3wuGbYIJ pic.twitter.com/RxXojv33pn
— fira ⎕ (@partoftheband_) January 9, 2023
Oh. This took a turn for the Oedipal.
— Molly (@MollyPiperNelso) January 9, 2023
Bruh are you even going to explain this
— 🏳️⚧️ Amanda Rae 🏳️⚧️ (@realamandarae) January 9, 2023
Having a hard time telling if the whole account is a parody or not TBH
— WeaponOutfitters.com (@WeaponOutfitter) January 10, 2023
Are you sure you don't just want a cow? Sounds like you just want a cow
— Angel(Biblically Accurate Parody)🪶 (@BluSilvrPaladin) January 9, 2023
Feels like a strange coincidence that everything "real men" want just happens to line up with your oddly specific fetishes.
— Gravity's Rainbro (@rainbro333) January 9, 2023
Many, however, just straight up disagreed.
…no I don’t…
— chance hubert (@shramp2112) January 9, 2023
Do not know any men that want this. But please do as you please, just don’t tell others how to live.
— Titanic Captain (@namradguod) January 9, 2023
Excuse me? I'm a man. And I want a wife who will be my equal, who will call me out when I'm being stupid, who will support me when I am doing good things. A true Partner. Why? because no single person is perfect. If you think you are, you aren't even a boy, you are a child.
— Chris Lewis (Pretzelbear) (@Pretzelbear13) January 9, 2023
\u201c@AlpacaAurelius Not all men :)\u201d— Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99 (@Carnivore Aurelius \u00a9\ud83e\udd69 \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udd99) 1673223620
We think it's safe to say Carnivore Aurelius isn't speaking for everyone.
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