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Identical Twin Brothers Marry Identical Twin Sisters At Twins Days Festival 😮

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By Comic Sands EditorialAug 06, 2018
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On Saturday, two twins married two twins at the Twins Days Festival in Twinsburg Ohio. Wearing matching bridal outfits from their veils to their shoes, sisters Brittany and Briana said, "I do" to brothers Josh and Jeremy. If that wasn't enough, the couples will spend their honeymoon together and move into the same house.

The theme of the wedding was "Twice Upon a Time" and was performed by, you guessed it, twin ministers.

Briana told People Magazine:

It's really been a fairy tale come true. Marrying twins is something that's very important to us. Even when we were little girls I can remember being in kindergarten, knowing that that is what we saw for ourselves.


Someone get those reality TV cameras rolling.




The overall consensus on Twitter was someone was looking for a reality TV show.





And in three... two... one!





While some thought this was adorable, others weren't feeling it.






Move over Kardashians, there are some new sisters moving into reality-ville. .

H/T: People Magazine, Daily Mail

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