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Trump Slammed For Whining That Twitter's 'Illegal' Trending Topics Are Always 'Very Unfair' Things About Him

Trump Slammed For Whining That Twitter's 'Illegal' Trending Topics Are Always 'Very Unfair' Things About Him
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Collin Gossel
By Collin GosselJul 28, 2020
Collin Gossel
Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.
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With a pandemic surging across the country and the economy in an increasingly dire situation, President Trump took to Twitter to speak out a true outrage: the website's trending topics.

President Trump was very unhappy about how many negative trending topics seem to be about him!

People on Twitter made note of what really matters to the President while Americans everywhere suffer.



The U.S. Presidency is perhaps the most important job in the world, but Donald Trump spends his time fuming about Twitter trends.



In response to the President's tweet, many on Twitter tried to get even more negative Trump hashtags trending.



Of course, the President should know that negative hashtags about him are the result of widespread mockery and nothing else.



It's fairly obvious how tweets like this one will be seen by history.


In the months leading up to the 2020 elections, President Trump remains focused on the things which really matter to him.

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