Pop star Shakira was recently the victim of a terrible mugging in Barçelona, and terrifyingly, the suspects are still at large. Because they are wild boars.
Yes, for real: Several European cities are having ever increasing problems with marauding bands of feral pigs running roughshod through the cityscape, and one of those bands chose Shakira as its victim.
The star detailed the situation in her Instagram stories, showing off the damage to her bag that occurred while she was in a park with her son.
See the video below.
Don't these boars know who she is?
These boars better lock down their social media accounts because Shakira Stan Twitter will not stand for this!
In her video, Shakira, who lives in Barçelona with her partner, Barçelona soccer player Gerard Piqué, said that the boars tried to attack her while she was in the park with her son, then ripped her bag from her hands and ran off into the woods.
As she said in the video, according to a BBC translation:
"Look at how two wild boar which attacked me in the park have left my bag."
"They were taking my bag to the woods with my mobile phone in it. They've destroyed everything!"
Shakira was somehow able to get her bag back.
It sounds like it might have been quite the showdown, judging from what she asked her and Piqué's son Milan to say to the camera:
"Milan, tell the truth. Say how your mommy stood up to the wild boar."
This may all sound absurd, but wild boar attacks have become a major problem in a few European cities in recent years.
They can survive in basically any environment—and increasingly that environment includes large cities, where there is plenty of garbage for them to feast on.
Their population has exploded in Barçelona in recent years—the city's police received nearly 1,200 calls in 2016 to report boars doing everything from attacking dogs to running into cars. And last year in Rome, police caused an uproar after they shot a family of boars that had made their way into a playground.
Despite the realities of the problem, you must admit that "boar steals Shakira's purse" has more than a whiff of absurdity to it, and naturally Twitter had an absolute field day.
boars are returning to crime\n\nnature is healinghttps://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1443578196947914764\u00a0\u2026— \ud835\ude63\ud835\ude56\ud835\ude65\ud835\ude64\ud835\ude61\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude64\ud835\ude63 \ud835\ude6b\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude5c\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude62\ud835\ude5e\ud835\ude69\ud835\ude5a (@\ud835\ude63\ud835\ude56\ud835\ude65\ud835\ude64\ud835\ude61\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude64\ud835\ude63 \ud835\ude6b\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude5c\ud835\ude5a\ud835\ude62\ud835\ude5e\ud835\ude69\ud835\ude5a) 1633025204
The Boar that stole Shakira\u2019s purse being interrogated by the Park guardspic.twitter.com/9oyzFBWWNC— caleb (@caleb) 1633022994
the wild boar after it met shakirapic.twitter.com/nKEDI4lzGO— that maggie rogers stan (@that maggie rogers stan) 1633022973
The boar that attacked shakirapic.twitter.com/bzNzhbhOaP— luis (@luis) 1633024067
out of office: digesting the Shakira boar fight headline. do not text, email, or callhttps://twitter.com/UPROXX/status/1443583921464086541\u00a0\u2026— Jon Michael Darga (@Jon Michael Darga) 1633016159
the pair of wild boars on their way to steal Shakira\u2019s purse:\n#Shakira #wild #boarpic.twitter.com/Poczucekxe— Ahsan (@Ahsan) 1633026636
Asked when and where parents should expect a wild boar attack, the Colombian singer answered, "Whenever, Wherever."https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1443529060114632710\u00a0\u2026— It's the Great Pumpkin, AMS (@It's the Great Pumpkin, AMS) 1633006143
me having to shoot a wild boar because they attacked shakirapic.twitter.com/K6vGxD5iHL— jordan (@jordan) 1633104029
Not sure if I believe this. Can her hips corroborate her story?— Michael (@Michael) 1633016464
Roses are red\nThis poem is tersehttps://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1443578196947914764\u00a0\u2026— Nora Princiotti (@Nora Princiotti) 1633032116
Several European cities have adopted ever more drastic efforts towards curbing the porcine menace—like Berlin's scheme of allowing people to hunt them in the major metropolitan area—all to no avail.
It may be time to simply welcome our new wild boar overlords.