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Giuliani Is Now Hawking His Own Brand Of Coffee—And His First Commercial Is A Cringe-Fest

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The former Trump attorney shared a commercial for his new 'Rudy' brand of organic coffee—and was instantly mocked.

Talk about getting roasted...

Rudy Giuliani has apparently come up with a new way to cover all those lawsuit judgments against him: his own line of coffee, called simply "Rudy."


Like most things affiliated even tangentially with Donald Trump, the coffee smacks of grift—each bag costs a staggering $29.99.

That, combined with Giuliani's history with brown liquids, turned the new commercial he released for the coffee line into a mockery fest on social media.


In the ad, Giuliani says in his trademark combination of a whine and a bellow:

"Today, I'm thrilled to introduce you to something I'm truly proud of. My own brand of specialty organic coffee, Rudy Coffee! Believe me when I say it's the best coffee you'll ever try."
"It's smooth, rich chocolatey, and gentle on your stomach!"

Um... okay. Giuliani goes on to say that he even recommends you drink it black, and that it comes in three varieties including decaf, before getting to the real sales pitch.

"By ordering Rudy Coffee, you're not just treating yourself to exceptional coffee, you're also supporting our cause: the cause of truth, justice and American democracy."

Oh, brother.

Online, however, Rudy's new coffee line mostly reminded people of that time he was sweating so profusely he had rivulets of hair dye dripping down his face, as seen in the photo above.

And people on X, aka Twitter, had an absolute field day roasting Giuliani darker that his coffee beans.











Giuliani is estimated to be about $148 million in debt following judgments against him in lawsuits pertaining to his role in efforts to overturn the 2020 election, and is also facing further charges in Georgia and Arizona.

He declared bankruptcy in December 2023. Hopefully the coffee helps.

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