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People Imagine What Disney Characters' Tinder Bios Would Say

What filthy lives these characters lead....

Every character needs love and companionship. In fact Disney stories are all centered on finding the "ONE." Doyou every wonder what these characters would be like if they had to search for love like the rest of us? By swiping right....

Redditor u/I_Am_Tsuikyit wanted to discuss our favorite Disney beings by asking.... If Disney characters used Tinder, what would their bios say?



Goofed.

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Goofy: Father of 1, not looking for a relationship, only want sex. CiaroonAlmighty

No goofing around here. SoraForBestBoy

Need Jane. 

Tarzan: A Real Swinger. rkjoe

He doesn't need a bio just post one shirtless pic. nothing_in_my_mind

I'm Perfect.

Maui: what can I say except " you're welcome?"Cyphrix101A

Am Demigod. Looking for boat owning female. Can do anything but float. GetTheLedPaintOut

She a handful.... 

Snowwhite: I like to take care of 7 guys at the same time. Shaoak

Yeah, but one suffers from chronic narcolepsy, one's allergies are so bad they distract from everything, one is so awkward he blushes at the mere mention of a woman, one claims to be a doctor but is clearly a fraud and therefore cannot be trusted, one has some sort of mental disability, and the last one is just one of those people who complains about everything and refuses to be satisfied. You can't really blame her for a situation that was clearly well beyond help before she even met them. Slant_Juicy

Yes Girl.

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Mulan: I'll make a man out of you ;) wherethesnacksat

[ Tinder Match!]: Li Shang: Let's get down to business ;) Bawn_

Need a Beauty. 

I'm a Beast in the streets.

I'm a Beast in the sheets.

No really, I am literally a Beast.

:/ soomuchcoffee

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! 

Sleeping Beauty: I like to wake up with a kiss. zahhd

She's got rank morning breath though. Ibanez_85

Squeak. 

Kronk: Squeaky squeak squeakity squeak squeak. I'll let you know what that means later 😏. aj__howard

That is one of my favorites jokes in that movie. Along with when they asked Yzma how they beat them back to the palace and Kronk takes out a map of the movie and is like "I don't know, it really doesn't make sense." Reddit

Under the Sea..... 

The Little Mermaid: Darling its better down where it's wetter, take it from me ;) mypatronusisakelpie

How many wonders can one cavern hold? BringBackTheOldKanye

Live to Read.

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Belle:

Don't care what you look like as long as you have a big..... library. prettybunbun

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