Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

Woman Nearly Breaks Up Her Parents' Marriage After Using Her Mom's Phone Number To Start A New Tinder Account

Woman Nearly Breaks Up Her Parents' Marriage After Using Her Mom's Phone Number To Start A New Tinder Account
Wachiwit/Getty Images

Some of us would do anything for love, even if that means borrowing someone else's phone number to set up a Tinder account.

But what would you do if it meant getting that other person in trouble in the process?


One woman, Redditor "throwawaybcbigboy," shared her story on the "Dear Reddit, Today I F**ked Up" (TIFU) subReddit of how she nearly ruined her mother's marriage by borrowing her mom's phone number to set up a Tinder account.

Apparently she had already had a Tinder account before but had been banned for trying to sell pictures of herself.

But being single again, she wanted to get back into the game.

"I got banned from tinder a few years ago for selling feet pics (oops) but was recently single and wanted to get back in the game. After deciding other dating apps were a little too wholesome for me, I decided to go for Tinder."

But her idea of how to get back on Tinder wasn't the best plan in the world.

"I needed a phone number that wasn't blocked, so I used my mom's and then called her and got the code. I figured, she's like 60 and probably doesn't even know what a dating app is, so no harm, no foul right?"

Her plan definitely came back to haunt all of them.

"Today we're all sitting at the table getting ready to eat breakfast and my step dad comes out and sits down. He's calm as can be as he butters his toast. He glances up from his paper and says to all of us, 'I am packing my things and leaving this afternoon.'"
"I almost spit out my orange juice. My brothers start crying. Mom is sputtering, trying to figure out what is going on."
"She keeps asking why, and he pulls out a literal printed page from the google search results of 'what is tinder'. He hands it to my mom. She doesn't even know what is going on at this point, she doesn't remember giving me the code months ago."

And her family surely will never look at her quite the same way ever again.

"I grab the paper from her and read it, and realize where I f**ked up. I turn to my step dad and let him know, frantically, that it was me."
"He asks why in the world I would need to use her phone to make the account. I scroll through my phone, find an album of different angles of my FEET, and explain to him."
"He was thoroughly disgusted, and went back to their room through almost tears of laughter. I don't think he's still leaving but my family will never look at me the same again."

The subReddit was equally amused over the story, imagining what it must have been like to have to tell her family about her Tinder ban to save a marriage.

And of course, there were jokes about her feet and how she'll have to cover them up around her family from now on.

"Your family will never look at your feet the same again. You should avoid wearing flip flops, sandals or open toed shoes going forward" - 238manufactured
"Time to become the Cool Sock Dude (TM)" - icky_stuff_is_icky
"Start charging your family every time they look at your feet" - residentfriendly
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." - yes_its_him

As humiliating as that surely was, at least she can say she did the right thing and took the blame in time to save her mother's marriage.

Whether she'll need to dress her feet more "appropriately" around her family from now on, that's anybody's guess.

*If you enjoyed this article, you can read more like it by clicking on the TIFU link below.*

More from Trending

Mary Kate Cornett; Pat McAfee
NBC; Brian Spurlock/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

Ole Miss Student Slams ESPN Host For Spreading Baseless Rumor She Slept With Boyfriend's Dad

Ole Miss freshman Mary Kate Cornett is speaking out about how a salacious rumor amplified by ESPN's Pat McAfee has "ruined" life—and she has a pointed message for McAfee himself.

Cornett says she has been viciously harassed online and in person since McAfee spread a rumor on his show that she slept with her boyfriend's father.

Keep ReadingShow less
Donald Trump
Andrew Harnik/Getty Images

MAGA Rages After Trump Looks More Orange On CNN Than On Fox News In Viral Clip

Orange you being too sensitive there, conservatives?

The MAGA cult was in an uproar over a recent juxtaposition of clips from CNN and Fox News' identical coverage of Republican President Donald Trump's announcement of the sweeping global tariffs that sent the U.S. stock market plummeting.

Keep ReadingShow less
'Proud Soy Boy' Vegetarian Rips Florida Over Their Proposed Fluoride Ban In Epic Speech
The Florida Channel/Florida's Voice News

'Proud Soy Boy' Vegetarian Rips Florida Over Their Proposed Fluoride Ban In Epic Speech

The term "Florida Man" carries certain connotations. Often it involves out-of-control behavior of a criminal variety.

But a 6'5" man testifying about the dangers of the right's war on woke isn't usually what comes to mind.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshot of J.D. Vance
Fox News

Vance Cites ‘Traffic Violations’ To Help Justify Sending Migrant Dad To El Salvador Prison

Vice President J.D. Vance was criticized after he doubled down on his insistence that a Maryland father who was accidentally deported to an El Salvadorian prison due to an "administrative error" was a criminal, justifying the move—much to the anger of social media users—because the man had "traffic violations" that warranted his removal.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran national who arrived in the U.S. in 2012, was labeled a threat in 2019 due to an alleged connection to the MS-13 gang. He spent months in detention before an immigration judge found he had a credible fear of persecution—not from MS-13, but from a rival group, Barrio 18, which he said had been extorting his family.

Keep ReadingShow less
Notebook with notes
Corina Rainer/Unsplash

Restaurant Health Inspectors Describe The Most Disgusting Thing They've Ever Seen

We all have our favorite restaurants where we visit to celebrate special occasions, to go on dates, and share with work colleagues.

It all has to do with the combination of the fantastic food, pleasant atmosphere, and exceptional service.

Keep ReadingShow less