Kim Kardashian is nothing short of a mogul. From mobile games to cosmetics, clothing lines to fragrances, practically everything the woman touches has turned to gold--and that's before we even get to her television career, which has spanned nearly two decades.
But if Adria Barich of Reno, Nevada is to believed, Kardashian's roster of successes emphatically does not include her new shapewear line, SKIMS.
After her experience with the shapewear was nothing short of a disaster, she posted a brutally—and hilariously—honest video review to TikTok.
It's left her fellow TikTokers absolutely howling.
In her video—which Barich clarified is for "Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian only"—Barich modeled her new SKIMS, which definitely did not seem to be doing their intended job as they cinched her waist so tightly her torso bulged.
In response, Barich could only deadpan:
"What is this? I thought SKIMS were supposed to make me look curvalicious, not [like] Winnie the Pooh wearing too small of underwear. I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy."
Barich's estimation only became more hilarious when she turned around on the camera to reveal what Kardashian's high-waisted underwear did to her backside.
As she slapped her rear end, Barich complained:
"I have two more buttcheeks than I started with."
Yeah, that seems like a flawed design to say the least.
Barich then put some tight-fitting clothing on over the shapewear to reveal not so much the hour-glass figure SKIMS is designed to create, but rather a more muffintop-esque silhouette.
Tracing her figure with her hands, Barich joked:
"Do you like my curves? Why yes I am wearing shapewear... You couldn't tell?"
Now to be fair, it does seem more likely that Barich just bought her SKIMS a size too small—as several people pointed out in the comments.
But that didn't detract from the hilarity of her video.
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Well, at least most of Kim's other businesses have been rousing successes. You can't win 'em all.
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