Every couple has that one issue that is a constant bugaboo. For Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, it seems to be doing the dishes.
During an appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast, Perry had a familiar lament: It drives her crazy when the kitchen's a mess.
But she does have a solution—an X-rated one at that, which she candidly spoke out about to host Alexandra Cooper.
Perry told Cooper that coming downstairs to an immaculately cleaned kitchen is her "love language" and if she comes downstairs to find a spotless kitchen, "you better get ready to get your d*ck s*cked."
She went on to put a finer point on it, saying that keeping a clean house means more to her than a "red Ferrari" or any other material thing, before shrieking:
"Just do the fucking dishes! I will suck your d*ck! It’s that easy!"
The clip of course went immediately viral, and when Perry then posted photos taken during the filming and recording of the podcast to thank Cooper and the crew, Bloom couldn't help but weigh in.
Bloom commented:
"I’ve cleaned the whole house."
You can see it below.
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Classic.
On social media, people loved Bloom's pithy response to Perry's comments.
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Perhaps Bloom's cleaning skills are the secret to their relationship. The pair began dating in 2016 and have been engaged since 2019, and Perry told Cooper that Bloom is actually an excellent house cleaner.
“He does the dishes. We’re fortunate to have a housekeeper, but on the weekends he knows that that’s important."
We're sure he does.
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