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Jennifer Garner Hilariously Shuts Down Fans After They Think Her Halloween Pic Is A Pregnancy Announcement

Jennifer Garner Hilariously Shuts Down Fans After They Think Her Halloween Pic Is A Pregnancy Announcement
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Collin Gossel
By Collin GosselOct 27, 2020
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Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.
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A recent Instagram post had many fans wondering whether actress Jennifer Garner might be pregnant with another child!

The picture in question, posted by Garner to her official account, showed her preparing for Halloween by placing a small carved pumpkin inside a much larger one!

Online, Garner's followers speculated about whether her post was meant to be sending a secret message.


Others thought the pregnancy theories were pretty unfounded.


But Garner quickly shut down the rumors herself, writing in the comments of her original post:

"STILL NOT HAVING MORE BABIES. Good grief, I didn't even see it, I just saw matching smiles."



This isn't the only time recently that Garner has been the topic of pregnancy rumors.

Back in September, the actress posted a photo wearing overalls, which similarly lead to fans asking whether she was expecting.


Garner put those rumors to rest just as swiftly, writing on that post:

"I am 48, have three healthy kids and am not—and never will be—pregnant. We can lay that pupper to rest ... Have [I] gained the COVID 19? Possibly. But that is another story."


Sorry fans, it seems we should not be expecting a new baby in the Garner family any time in foreseeable future.

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