If you assume that middle-aged male celebrities don't fall prey to the same kind of eyeroll-worthy jokes as your dad? Well rapper and actor Ice-T is here to set you straight.
The hip hop icon and star of NBC's Law & Order: Special Victims Unit had Twitter gasping in horror after he tweeted about being robbed at a New Jersey gas station earlier this week.
But those gasps quickly turned to groans once they got to the end of the tweet and the whole thing turned out to be an elaborate bait-and-switch joke about high gas prices. Oh boy.
See his tweet below.
I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9\u2026— ICE T (@ICE T) 1648131390
Corny as it is, Ice-T's joke is pretty expertly crafted.
I really thought Ice T got mugged this AM. It was only a moment or so, but I was all— Dr. Twyla Baker (@Dr. Twyla Baker) 1648169242
Right out the gate, you're right there with him, feeling his palpable nerves from being mugged.
"I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down....."
That is heart-pounding stuff.
And the stakes only increase as the tweet goes on.
"My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.."
This is more edge-of-the-seat exhilarating than most episodes of Ice-T's TV show!
And then you get to the big reveal.
"it was pump number 9…"
Ugggggh... COME ON ICE-T!
But listen, don't hate the player, hate the game—he had us going right up to the very last word, which is pretty solid work as jokes go.
On Twitter of course, Ice-T's little gag had people both rolling their eyes and applauding the perfect bait-and-switch.
Can\u2019t wait for legendary gangster rapper Ice T\u2019s forthcoming album \u201cNice To Meet You, Hungry, I\u2019m Dad\u201dhttps://twitter.com/finallevel/status/1506998392328794117\u00a0\u2026— clipping. (@clipping.) 1648134653
ice just understands this website on a level you or I never couldhttps://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1506998392328794117\u00a0\u2026— Joshua Rivera (@Joshua Rivera) 1648151791
Ice T after tweeting the gas pump robbed him:pic.twitter.com/eHDT4btd5q— SportzStew \u24cb (@SportzStew \u24cb) 1648148047
Had me going there for a minute Mr. ICE T. I thought who the hell is brave enough to do that. But then I kept reading and had a good laugh.pic.twitter.com/kVNEYbxZDR— Jennifer Rodriguez (@Jennifer Rodriguez) 1648134409
I\u2019ve said it before, I\u2019m positive I\u2019ll say it again. No one is better at this whole \u201cinternet\u201d thing than Ice T. We should all stop trying.https://twitter.com/finallevel/status/1506998392328794117\u00a0\u2026— henry (@henry) 1648133061
I was reading this ain\u2019t no way Ice T was scared and a robber had his hands trembling https://twitter.com/finallevel/status/1506998392328794117\u00a0\u2026— Isha Thorpe (@Isha Thorpe) 1648137509
We should\u2019ve known that Ice T tweet was a joke.. when\u2019s the last time y\u2019all heard of Ice T \u201ctrembling\u201dpic.twitter.com/nv0witedAn— raveen marie \ud83c\udf39 (@raveen marie \ud83c\udf39) 1648141039
Everyone\u2019s reaction after reading the first line of that Ice T tweetpic.twitter.com/7r6fsehIhI— \ud83d\udc40 MY BIO FOR 70% OFF \ud83d\udd25 BRANDS\u203c\ufe0f (@\ud83d\udc40 MY BIO FOR 70% OFF \ud83d\udd25 BRANDS\u203c\ufe0f) 1648145129
ICE T is a legend. pic.twitter.com/M4LZPcdfdb— \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Anis Jerbi \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddf3 (@\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Anis Jerbi \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddf3) 1648140557
Me at the Me at the\nBeginning of End of ice\nIce t's tweet T's tweetpic.twitter.com/qdEHTWM26f— Big Girl Slay \ud83d\udc8b (@Big Girl Slay \ud83d\udc8b) 1648144443
ICE T hitting send on that tweet this morningpic.twitter.com/M9vMDuRHGf— Pizza Dad (@Pizza Dad) 1648139336
Though gas prices have started to creep downward in parts of the country, they're still approaching record highs.
It may be cheesy, but you can't say Ice-T's tweet wasn't relatable.