Hilariously Jumbled Motivational Message On Gym's Stairs Has Twitter Completely Perplexed

thank us. at 3rd floor. hit yourself. you will. 3 months. from now.pic.twitter.com/qkc73Haa7O

— Lil Bit \ud83c\udf08 (@Lil Bit \ud83c\udf08) 1650485353

I think I\u2019ve had a strokehttps://twitter.com/lizerreal/status/1516871632329089024\u00a0\u2026

— Rach (@Rach) 1650906245

Is... Yoda teaching a class in self-harm?

— Jill Anti-Racist & Pro-Trans Rights Weinberger (@Jill Anti-Racist & Pro-Trans Rights Weinberger) 1650485495

There is no combination of these phrases that makes any kind of sense.https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1516871632329089024\u00a0\u2026

— Brett Morey (@Brett Morey) 1650561952

I can't make sense of what it's even supposed to be. Rearranging it doesn't help much. At third floor you will hit yourself. Thank us 3 months from now.

— Dungeon Dadster (@Dungeon Dadster) 1650556805

I hate that I read this several times in hopes it\u2019d make sense\u2026 save yourself don\u2019t go up the stairshttps://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1516871632329089024\u00a0\u2026

— Kris W. (@Kris W.) 1650557341

Same vibepic.twitter.com/RJUKKgz18s

— Hans (@Hans) 1650564456

has anyone figured out who the muscle man is? what's on the 3rd floor? WHAT HAPPENS IN 3 MONTHS?

— Lil Bit \ud83c\udf08 (@Lil Bit \ud83c\udf08) 1650487708

Tell me you're in fight club without breaking the rules of fight clubhttps://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1516871632329089024\u00a0\u2026

— bekah means cray (@bekah means cray) 1650539020

no because literally what were they trying to sayhttps://twitter.com/lizerreal/status/1516871632329089024\u00a0\u2026

— \ud83e\uddb7\u0632\u0648\u064a\u0627\ud83e\udd65 (@\ud83e\uddb7\u0632\u0648\u064a\u0627\ud83e\udd65) 1650642286

I looked at the white lettering behind the message and saw, \u201cR A W.\u201d Googled Raw Gym and this one in Lodi, NJ came up. They refer to it as HIT (at least according to @Groupon), and offer 90 day classes. The owner also rents his cars out and has a moving company, according to IG.pic.twitter.com/tBa202XfzD

— OMG Poetry (@OMG Poetry) 1650512189

Hit yourself at 3rd floor. You will thank us 3 months from now.\n\n(Assuming HIT = high intensity training = a gym? as per diagram)

— Kyle Anderson (@Kyle Anderson) 1650522837

Maybe it's out of order?\nHigh Intensity Train yourself\nAt 3rd floor\nYou will\nThank us\n3 months\nFrom now

— Russ Entrol (@Russ Entrol) 1650491360

This is definitely the right answer, but it\u2019s still absolutely bonkers of them to assume that they average person would see the words \u201chit yourself\u201d & immediately think \u201cah, yes, I\u2019d like to high-intensity train myself\u201d

— Nope (@Nope) 1650505018

That what I was gonna say. If it was the right order and said HIIT YOURSELF it may have made sense

— Daniel Ramos (@Daniel Ramos) 1650565994