Gwyneth Paltrow's eccentric women's wellness company Goop has never been afraid of selling products with slightly obscene connotations, such as an expensive candle entitled "This Smells Like My Vagina."
In the true spirit of 2020, Paltrow has now taken that one step further and is selling a candle for bargain of $75 entitled "This Smells Like My Orgasm."
Paltrow unveiled her new candle on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon via Zoom.
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The candle's description on Goop is:
"A fitting follow-up to that candle — you know the one — this blend is made with tart grapefruit, neroli and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that's sexy, surprising and wildly addictive."
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— Tuxedo Mask (@TheLoveBel0w) June 17, 2020
At this point, absolutely everybody already knows 'what's in the box'.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) June 17, 2020
Candles for Karens
— Barbara Marshall (@babsmarshall1) June 17, 2020
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— The Humanist Report🌹 (@HumanistReport) June 17, 2020
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— BCdee 🦅💜 (@BCdee97) June 17, 2020
Oddly enough, this move was somewhat prophesied by Paltrow's daughter, Apple Martin, when she made a parody list of Paltrow's "To-Do" during lockdowns caused by the ongoing pandemic.
The list read "MAKE MORE VAGINA EGGS & CANDLES!"
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— Mike H (@mikeyh828) June 17, 2020
Gross... and gross...
— Mr. Q (@MataeQ) June 17, 2020
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— ⚜️susan⚜️ (@NotYourFlyGurl) June 17, 2020
Giving her an Oscar was a mistake.
— Patrick Crain (@patrickcrain73) June 17, 2020
Paltrow's Goop has come under fire in the past for selling products that do nothing for wellness, or else are potentially harmful.
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— PawPawDude (@pawpawdude) June 17, 2020
Hm. Not on my 2020 bingo card. pic.twitter.com/EPZjRgkak4
— ((Fitzy)) 🐝 (@TheFknLizrdKing) June 17, 2020
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— Luisa Paulino (@luisaJigoku) June 17, 2020
She needs to stop
— Dorit Murciano (@doritnyc) June 17, 2020
Both of Paltrow's questionable candles are on sale through Goop's website, if your heart so desires.