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Groom's Sex-Obsessed Wedding Vows Leave Alarmed TikTokers Worried For The Bride

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Despite the bride coming to her husband's defense, the vows didn't sit well with viewers.

If TMI was a video, it would be the one Jonathan Pajak (@lensculture) posted to TikTok.

The video - which has been viewed a whopping 20.7 million times - documented the vows of one bold groom spoken to his literally blushing bride.


Before the ceremony, Pajak, who was the couple's videographer, asked the groom Michael Lentini:

"Anything you want to say to your future bride?"

To which Lentini responded:

"I hope we have a lot of sex. A lot."

Yeahhhhh, he was just warming up, folks.

Cut to the actual ceremony - which the groom's mother was officiating, by the way - and Lentini had more graphic words for his soon-to-be wife.

Lentini began:

"Only two things are required to keep me happy: Keep my belly full and my balls empty."
"While you're amazing at half of it, we really need to get you some cooking lessons."

We know. But guys, he was just getting started.

He continued, reading the words he so lovingly wrote about how he could only love Margot Robbie more than her, how he enjoys the sounds of gagging and headboards slamming.

He finished by offering his sweetheart a choice of the fashion by which they would consummate their marriage.

"P.S. Since you're so good at making decisions, like marrying me, you can choose whether tonight's going to end with being a Toaster Strudel or a Twinkie."

Yikes.

See for yourself below.

WARNING: NSFW language

@lensculture

You’re not gonna believe what he said in his vows! #weddingvows #groomsvows #ohhno #brideandgroom #weddingbloopers #weddingceremony #vowsgonewrong

The consensus in the comments section was a resounding 🚩.

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The bride, however, chimed in and defended her man, claiming it "isn't a red flag," as the two have been together for 10 years.

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The videographer also shared the bride's vows, which were rather sweet.

You can watch her pour her heart out to her "biggest pain in the a**."

WARNING: NSFW language


@lensculture

Replying to @lizthebis22 Yall wanted it! Hers vows! @destiny010513 #weddingvows #bridesvows #brideandgroom #weddingbloopers #vowsgonewrong #weddingceremony #videographer #floridaweddings

Pajak included the groom's full vows to appease the mortified viewers of his original TikTok, and we've included it below for your viewing pleasure.

WARNING: NSFW language

@lensculture

Replying to @jasmine.sills Here is the full version for those requesting it! @fishcatcher777 #weddingvows #groomsvows #ohhno #brideandgroom #weddingbloopers #vowsgonewrong #weddingceremony #videographer

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