Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

People Imagine What They'd Do If God Gave Them Admin Privileges On Earth

People Imagine What They'd Do If God Gave Them Admin Privileges On Earth
Davide Cantelli on Unsplash

If you dealt with network or system management, you're familiar with admin privileges.

If not, well basically it means you can change or delete anything in that system.

Sort of God-like powers really...


Redditor ValenFrost wanted to know:

"What would you do if God gave you admin privilege on Earth?"

Whoops!

"Invert controls."

- aphexakira

"Honestly this wouldn't be too bad, of course there'd be a lot of car accidents but after a year or two people wouldn't be able to notice much happened most likely."

- WillTFB

"Imagine wanting to lift your right arm up and end up pulling your left arm to the ground. could you really get used to it?"

- Main-Consideration76

Giphy

Hard Reboot

"[Start New Game]"

- graperwave

"Message pops up [Are you sure you want to boot EARTH.V5794615.exe?]"

- Vitalis597

Giphy

Dentistry Is Finished

"Make people have teeth like the crocs. When a tooth is injured a new one always pops out."

- BeeOnAutotune

"Motherf'kers that paid to get their wisdom teeth pulled about to be mad as f'k."

- BigPimpin91

Giphy

Give a toot, don't pollute.

"Anyone who knowingly litters, sh*ts themselves."

- Eat_Carbs_OD

Giphy

Empty recycle bin, too.

"Start deleting all the corrupt human files."

- Mediocre-Band9131

Giphy

Ewww...

"I'd switch the taste of sugar and salt, then lay back and watch the reign of chaos."

- c_changedusername

Giphy

The Buzz

"Ban mosquitoes."

- the_old_gray_goose

"Why? Just make mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood."

- tfngst

"Great, now we have to deal with morbidly obese mosquitoes now."

- lgndk11r

"We won't have to deal with them very long if it's morbid 🤷"

- mint_tea_0_0

Giphy

Green New Deal

"I would take the forest grow tool and regrow all the missing forests that some of the NPCs cut down. The system should use the available carbon to satisfy this thus fixing the overabundance of CO2 in the atmosphere."

- Akul_Tesla

"Also, salt marshes! They capture 25-50 times as much carbon for their size as some forest types."

- Finn1sher

"They're on the list. It all depends on how long I have admin privileges for."

"I also got to fix the coral reefs they're major carbon sinks."

- Akul_Tesla

Giphy

Stats

"Set everyone's greed level to 0."

- ArguablyTired

"Empathy to 10."

- Corgiboom2

"Just remove the drive to horde wealth. Nothing wrong with wanting a better life for yourself or your family. It's the impulse to enrich yourself at others' expense that's the problem."

- Tsukikaiyo

Giphy

Live Long and Snuggle

"Resurrect Harambe."

"Increase the lifespan of dogs and have them stay healthy for much longer."

- ThunderStruck115

"Also cats."

- A-Nery

"Ever since Harambe died literally nothing ever got better."

- Cooldudeyo23

Giphy

People certainly had a lot of diverse ideas.

So, what would you do?

More from Trending/best-of-reddit

Jacob Chansley
Win McNamee/Getty Images

'QAnon Shaman' Awkwardly Mocks BBC Host After She Asks Why He Pleaded Guilty For Jan. 6 Riot

Jacob Chansley—known widely as the "QAnon Shaman" for his participation in the January 6 insurrection—was criticized after he spoke to Newsnight's Victoria Derbyshire about his pardon from President Donald Trump, opting to dance around the question about why he pleaded guilty while bizarrely speaking with a fake English accent.

On Monday, after getting news of his pardon from Trump, Chansley celebrated with a post on X, writing:

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshot of Fox News broadcast
Fox News

Fox News Roasted After Viewers Notice Hilariously NSFW Typo During Live Broadcast

Fox News News reported on TikTok's uncertain future as they missed the divestiture deadline of January 19 to avoid a shutdown.

The ban was immediately lifted temporarily for a 75-day extension when Republican President Donald Trump signed an executive order within hours of Monday's inauguration to save the short-form video app.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots of Mariann Edgar Budde and Donald and Melania Trump with family behind them
CNN

Trump Melts Down Over Bishop's 'Nasty' Sermon At National Prayer Service In Late Night Rant

President Donald Trump was criticized after he took to Truth Social in the middle of the night on Tuesday to attack Reverend Mariann Edgar Budde for calling him out at the National Prayer Service "in a very ungracious way."

The sermon delivered by Budde, the Episcopal bishop of Washington, was part of a larger interfaith ceremony at Washington National Cathedral held the day after Trump’s inauguration. Trump sat in the front row alongside First Lady Melania Trump, Vice President J.D. Vance, and Second Lady Usha Vance, continuing a longstanding presidential tradition.

Keep ReadingShow less
people doing picnic during daytime
Amplitude Magazin on Unsplash

Things Millennials Learned Growing Up That Were Totally Wrong

We'd be hard pressed to find anyone who wasn't fed misinformation as children.

Adults lie to children for a variety of reasons: to protect them, to make things age appropriate, to carry on traditions, or because they don't know the truth either.

Keep ReadingShow less
Woman crying
JD Mason/Unsplash

Relationship Red Flags People Wish They Hadn't Ignored

Romantics who are in it to win it after falling in love do whatever it takes to hold onto relationships no matter what.

After all, any successful pairing can have longevity as long as both people involved are mature enough to put in the work long after the honeymoon phase is over.

Keep ReadingShow less