Food Fight Fanatics Reveal What Their Weapon Of Choice Would Be

As an elementary school student, food fights are probably one of the most exciting prospects of lunch time. Just think, a massive all out war with food! What could be better? The only question is, what food would be best to use to win the battle?

sunlight_wings asks: If you were in a food fight (to the death), what would be your weapon of choice?

Candy Canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy

Peanut butter shrimp balls. I'm banking on the food allergies.

One of those impossibly hard loaves of bread.

Coconuts

Fondue. It's boiling cheese. I'd make some sort of amped up super soaker and spray molten cheese at anyone.

My mom's homemade dinner rolls.

The bill of a swordfish. Use it like a rapier.

Durians!

Not yet ripe avocados.

Upsides:

Downsides:

Hot oil. I'm going medieval on your a**es.

Concentrated ghost pepper sauce.

Banana, I'll kill them with awkwardness as I initiate eye contact while slowly eating it.

A 10 pound, frozen butterball turkey.

I might get tired swinging it--but--you could break ribs, take out knees, and crack skulls with one of those things.

Potatoes.

If you don't know what they are - basically tubular shaped starchy vegetables

My strategy would be to throw them at people to knock them out.

You ever had sugar crystallized to look like glass? You could shank someone with that

Flour. Toss is like glitter and watch people cough a lung up

A frozen pizza that just came out of the oven. The hottest material known to man

Cheetos.

They're dangerously cheesy.

Cayenne pepper. It's hard to fight if they can't see.

A shotgun filled with dried lentils