Who knew salad could be so sweet?
These cookies are simply too beautiful to eat.
These astounding cake creations are mesmerizing to watch come to life.
"Me and the band celebrated with some Burata ice cream at a restaurant down the street courtesy of the nice owner," he said, and described the creamy dessert as "delicious" and "seriously yummy."
Unfortunately, his body didn't take it well.
The 59-year-old continued:
"My lips blew up and I spent the entire night in the ER. It was my first allergic reaction ever."
"I guess that’s pretty remarkable considering I’m constantly shoving whatever food is in front of me into my face."
The carousel of photos included his close-up with a puffed-up lip, the tasty culprit that inflicted his misery, Ross lying in a hospital bed, and him standing in front of the 142 Throckmorton Theatre under a marquee bearing his name.
"Thank you to the overnight shift at MarinHealth Medical Center for only roasting me a lightly," he wrote and promised he would be back onstage on Sunday night after taking a nap.
The Roastmaster General asked followers in turn to "ROAST ME" before explaining what he suffered through, and fans and colleagues ruthlessly obliged to hilarious effect.
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
@therealjeffreyross/Instagram
On Monday, he took the medical scare in stride and demonstrated his wit was still intact.
He updated fans with a series of puns mocking the situation.
"I know you all want the inside scoop about my allergy attack but it’s been a rocky road and it really ruined my sundae and I’m so pistachiod off because now I need ozempic for my lips," he wrote in the comments.
Laughter truly is the best medicine.
In Monday's episode of Fox News The Five, the group discussed whether Republican President Donald Trump's tariffs will make men in the United States more masculine. A clip of a self-described MAGA author was played where the woman claimed Trump’s tariffs will reverse a crisis of masculinity by bringing back jobs requiring brawny men.
Host Greg Gutfeld set up the premise by asking:
"Could Trump's tariffs be the ultimate testosterone boost?"
After comments by panelists Harold Ford Jr. and Jeanine Pirro, Gutfeld said to Watters:
"Jesse, you said in the green room, the crisis in masculinity began with the first male flight attendant. Can you elaborate?"
Watters then stated manual labor makes you masculine while computer-based jobs make you a woman.
You can see the moment here:
Watters said:
"When you sit behind a screen all day, it makes you a woman. Studies have shown this. Studies have shown this."
"And if you're out working... you are around other guys. You're not around HR ladies and lawyers that gives you estrogen."
Watters didn't provide any information about the studies he claimed prove his point about men transforming into women because they work in a tech job. Certain species of amphibians and fish can spontaneously change their sex, but humans cannot.
His fellow panelists openly laughed at Watters ridiculous claim.
Pirro asked Watters:
"What do you do? What do you do?"
Watters told her to let him finish, but Pirro responded:
"You sit behind a screen."
So according to Watters, he's now a woman and studies prove it.
People online dragged Watters for another in a long line of bizarre claims.
@mikeredmond/Bluesky
Watters is seemingly obsessed with masculinity, having previously said on The Five that he has "rules for men."
His rules included not eating soup in public, not crossing their legs, not drinking with a straw because it's "effeminate," and waving with only one hand. At the time, the public labeled Watters as insecure.
His post follows the White House’s decision on Wednesday to impose a 10 percent baseline tariff on all imports—including those from U.S. allies and less economically active regions—while targeting countries with significant trade surpluses with even steeper rates.
Among the hardest hit: imports from China now face a 34 percent tariff; goods from the European Union, 20 percent; South Korea, 25 percent; Japan, 24 percent; and Taiwan, 32 percent. Mexico and Canada—key sources of U.S. produce—are exempt from the latest round, though the 25 percent tariffs introduced last month on both countries remain in place.
But Trump dismissed these concerns in a post on Truth Social, calling on Americans to be patient and not be a "panican":
“The United States has a chance to do something that should have been done DECADES AGO. Don’t be Weak! Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous, and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!”
You can see his post below.
@realDonaldTrump/Truth Social
The "panican" name angered many who saw that the president has no respect for the average American who will bear the brunt of these ill-advised tariffs.
It's also just a really bad attempt at a nickname.
As countries race to respond to Trump’s sweeping tariff announcements last week, U.S. diplomats and White House insiders are advising foreign governments to think creatively—beyond trade—as they prepare for negotiations.
According to five people familiar with the ongoing discussions, ideas on the table range widely—from helping free Americans wrongfully detained abroad, to forging closer ties with U.S. artificial intelligence firms, increasing purchases of American energy, or stepping up efforts against global drug trafficking.
