Most of us will never have a wrong number text work out as awesomely as it did for the girls of an unnamed school's softball team. The majority of us will get back a "sorry, wrong number" and that will be that.
But the majority of us won't accidentally group-text celebrity drag queen and RuPaul's Drag Race season 14 alum, Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté. A favorite among fans and castmates, Kornbread's time on Drag Race was cut short by an injury.
Thanks EW for the article. All you need to know is in here :) I said it when I first left the show and they reiterated! \n\nA bitch just wants to focus on her transition:)https://ew.com/tv/kornbread-not-returning-rupauls-drag-race-season-15/\u00a0\u2026— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1647644543
That high school girl's softball team accidentally group texted Kornbread and Twitter has been cracking up and cheering for them since.
Oh, and Kornbread might just be the new "mascot."
Things got started when the team group text was put together. One of the players, Kenzie, switched phone numbers but the database hadn't been updated.
So that group text included her old number—which is now the work phone number for Miss Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté.
Lmfao this is the work phone! So im not worried!— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648594727
Absolutely not Kenzie, but she has the moves to fill in if needed.
Kornbread told the kids they definitely had the wrong number if they were looking for Kenzie, but then made a choice that might just change the game for them—literally.
Rather than exit the group chat or block their numbers as most celebrities would, Kornbread hung out. She dropped a few words of wisdom here and there, but the kids did most of the talking.
By the end of the conversation, the girls and their families made Kornbread laugh so much she asked to be put in touch with the coach so she could sponsor the team.
Twitter got some screenshots of the conversation when Kornbread shared the story.
This young ladies Softball team accidentally added me to a text thread and they are funny as hell! Anywho! I am emailing with the coach! Bout to sponsor the team! Give back to the community! Today has been funny!pic.twitter.com/GNskRNWiRe— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648592099
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Kornbread included more details in their Twitter posts.
They have NO cluepic.twitter.com/tYZTplrEmw— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648593284
They asked could I be the mascot! Lmfao then Gracie said DONT ASSUME GENDER! THESE KIDS ARE EVERYTHING!!!pic.twitter.com/KT6anqWtgk— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648595633
Lmfao Gracie said I GOT QUESTIONS pic.twitter.com/VKISh2J5mv— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648594555
Twitter loved it—and would absolutely say so—but first everyone had to collectively gather themselves after Kornbread told the kids that hot Cheetos don't count as a vegetable.
Apparently that hit a sore spot for some folks, the team included.
They are the sweetest! They went off on me about the hot Cheetos tho.— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648592502
HOT CHEETOS DO NOT COUNT AS VEGETABLES— ria (@ria) 1648592356
Baby them kids cursed my ass out— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1648592549
You not about to cast away hot Cheetos like this they were my main food group in school\u2026— Bottom feeder (@Bottom feeder) 1648618866
HOT CHEETOS DO COUNT AS VEGETABLES IF THEY\u2019RE THE LIMON FLAVOR— the whore of charm school (@the whore of charm school) 1648593703
Hot Cheetos are an important breakfast food for all kids in high school— Kota \ud83e\udddc\ud83c\udffc\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\u26d3 (@Kota \ud83e\udddc\ud83c\udffc\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\u26d3) 1648601692
Now that the good name of Hot Cheetos had been valiantly defended, people moved on to acknowledging just how awesome Kornbread is for wanting to sponsor her new friends.
The new name possibilities seem endless.
kornbread \u201cthe benevolent snack\u201d jet\u00e9 i literally cannot stan any harder for youhttps://twitter.com/kornbreadTMFS/status/1508930749411471362\u00a0\u2026— BLM ACAB (@BLM ACAB) 1648650237
yesss kornbread \u201cthe sponsor\u201d jete— \u2728Maddy Morphosis\u2728 (@\u2728Maddy Morphosis\u2728) 1648594250
I have been doom scrolling all day and this is made it all worthwhile.— John Lasater\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@John Lasater\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1648671825
This is the kind of delightful thing I'm *actually* here for.https://twitter.com/kornbreadTMFS/status/1508930749411471362\u00a0\u2026— Ianna "Duck Fistinformation" T. (@Ianna "Duck Fistinformation" T.) 1648594918
Kornbread \u201cThe Sportsmom\u201d Jete ?https://twitter.com/kornbreadTMFS/status/1508930749411471362\u00a0\u2026— hammy (he/him) (@hammy (he/him)) 1648607561
the queen of the people— \u00f8 m \u00e4 r (@\u00f8 m \u00e4 r) 1648592869
Sometimes humans remind me that life can be joyous occasionally.https://twitter.com/kornbreadtmfs/status/1508930749411471362\u00a0\u2026— Elisabeth Van Every (@Elisabeth Van Every) 1648609666
We'll admit, we've never had a wrong number text work out quite this well for us.
Best of luck to the team, and to Kornbread in her new side hustle...
Back on this shit. Ahhapic.twitter.com/KFKvLb5XQ6— Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9 (@Kornbread \u201cThe Snack\u201d Jet\u00e9) 1647023859
...as a softball "mascot."
But who would she play for?\nBrentwood Baby Breads? \nLos Angeles Lost Ankles? \nMid City Muffins?pic.twitter.com/lHkWAP6bKC— #ItsArtsco (@#ItsArtsco) 1648596071