If you've been wondering what former Republican First Lady Melania Trump has been up to since she left the White House, do not ask former Republican President Donald Trump because he has absolutely no idea.
That's the impression he gave, anyway, when asked the question by far-right news network Newsmax.
In the clip, which can be seen below, Trump gave a rambling answer that was virtually indecipherable and never answered the actual question.
Asked by Newsmax anchor and former Trump administration member Ric Grenell to "bring us up to speed on what Melania is doing," Trump replied:
"It's very funny."
"She's a very confident person."
"She was very successful as a model, she was very, very successful. and she is low key, but not actually low key, but she's low key and the people love her."
If your head is spinning, take a break and compose yourself because it only gets weirder from here.
"For instance, I'm making a speech in Ohio, where they're going to have big crowds, they already have them lined up."
"We're going to have big crowds tomorrow night, and when I go there, there will be many, many signs."
"'We love our First Lady, we love our First Lady,' and a lot of times they show a picture of a high heel, a shoe with a high heel."
So that's a thing that happened.
Now, you may be wondering if Trump went on from here to answer the question posed. Be assured, reader, he did not.
Instead, he launched into a rant about the media coverage of Melania Trump's attire during the couple's visit to Hurricane Harvey-ravaged Texas in 2017.
But then he answered the question, right?
WRONG.
Instead, Trump continued ranting about how Melania never got her due for the White House Christmas decorations or her overhaul of the Rose Garden, in which she simply ripped up a bunch of trees and hundred year old roses and paved over part of the lawn. Then it had to be redone because of drainage problems.
So what IS Melania Trump up to?
We may never know.
But at least Trump's bizarre rambling gave Twitter some laughs—along with several theories as to the former First Lady's whereabouts.
When Newsmax asked Trump what Melania does all day he said, "She's low-key but not actually low-key." Translation: "I haven't seen her since the Capitol riots but she's been using her credit cards"pic.twitter.com/T4JuZup7Lt— Paul Rudnick (@Paul Rudnick) 1624716760
From Mr. Trump's rambling non-answer about what Melania is up to ... "lots of confidence ... low-key but not low-key" I gather he has no idea and hasn't seen her since 1/6.— The Glory of Trump (@The Glory of Trump) 1624721497
He doesn't even know where Melania is. The day she packed and left the WH, was the last time he saw her in person.pic.twitter.com/jYNIHNTEx1— Jenni (@Jenni) 1624629302
This man is gone. \n\n\u2018We're going have big crowds tomorrow night, and when I go there, there will be many, many signs. 'We love our first lady, we love our first lady,' and a lot of times they show a picture of a high heel, a shoe with a high heel."\u2019https://www.rawstory.com/melania-trump-2653547698/\u00a0\u2026— evie \u10e6 \ud83d\ude37 (@evie \u10e6 \ud83d\ude37) 1624675881
"she rebuilt the Rose Garden...that included all of the wires and all of the everything under the Rose Garden that nobody sees."— pollyanna's antithesis (@pollyanna's antithesis) 1624660282
It should have been a simple answer: same thing she did in the White House, Nothing!— PJ Lozada (@PJ Lozada) 1624652013
He hasn\u2019t seen her since they left the White House. Lol— Moka \ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc9e (@Moka \ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc9e) 1624650637
Person, woman, man, camera, TV— Matt Roper (@Matt Roper) 1624650529
The brain worms have nearly completed their work.https://www.rawstory.com/melania-trump-2653547698/\u00a0\u2026— Reverend Paleotectonics (@Reverend Paleotectonics) 1624644272
There is apparently good reason to wonder as to her whereabouts, however: According to multiple media reports, Melania Trump was nowhere to be seen at the former President's 75th birthday bash in Florida last week.
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