Ah, good ol' Disney+, where the whole family can go to watch classics like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, see cuddly little Baby Yoda in the new Star Wars series and watch a psychopathic serial killer dismember people with a saw.
If that last one caught you off guard, you're not alone. The internet is ... well, confused for starters after hearing that the first seven Saw movies are now available on Disney+.
Technically, the films are going to Hulu, which is partially owned by and in partnership with Disney, and the two platforms come bundled together.
Which is an odd choice, given that some kids spend their entire days in front of these platforms. They're about to learn some lessons about murderous clown puppets alongside whatever Bluey has to teach them, it seems!
The slasher-pic franchise centers on the Jigsaw Killer, the serial-killer alter ego of John Kramer, who forces his victims to inflict grievous bodily harm on themselves, often using—you guess it—a saw.
The Disney+ and Hulu collection includes Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw V, Saw VI and Saw 3D.
But don't worry, if those seven slasher pics don't scare the bejesus out of your kids, you can also get Jigsaw, Spiral and Saw X on Hulu if you opt for the Starz add-on. Hooray!
But for obvious reasons, the launch of the Saw collection on the platform where kids watch Winnie the Pooh and whatnot has raised a lot of eyebrows on the internet.
So, there you go. If you want to traumatize your kids, Disney+ has you covered!
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