People Describe The Most WTF Moment They've Ever Experienced At A Party

Not all craziness happens at adult parties. Even the most wholesome, child-friendly events can lead to head-scratching moments.

Come On Alison, Get It Together

"A girl took my pillow without my knowledge and then proceeded to throw up all over it, she said she would get me a new one."

"Alison, it’s been 3 years, please give me a new pillow :("- CrockyCroc

Who Snitched?!?

"Not really a party, a sleepover a few years back, I was probably 14 or 15."

"Some of the girls thought it would be fun to do some prank calls on various people, and we got a kick out of it for a while."

"Everything was going fine, we were all having fun and laughing."

"Then, one of the girls rings up a lady."

"I’m not sure if the girl knew this woman or not, but when she answers we did the classic, 'hello this is Wendy’s' or something along the lines of that."

"Then, get this, the lady starts NAMING EVERY GIRL AT THE SLEEPOVER."

"We were all freaked out and I don’t think I’ve seen anyone hang up the phone faster."

"It was truly terrifying."- ChatNoirsGothGf

A Gracious Party Host?

"I went to a bowling alley in grade 4 because that was the first birthday party I had been ever invited to."

"I was really excited because he was one of the popular kids. come to the day that it was happening, I decided to wear a nice pink glittery shirt because glitter was really important in my life for some odd reason."

"I got to the bowling alley with the bag and when I went to give it to him, I farted really loud out of excitement."

"Everyone looked over at me and I immediately burst into tears."

"He told me it was okay and then proceeded to fart maybe 3 minutes after I did."

"That really comforted me and we had a good time."- jaydenfarted

You know what really turns a party to the next level?

Narcotics!

You know what helps lead people to all kinds of bad, awful, truly terrible decisions?

Narcotics.

Cow Man, Away!

"New Year's party at a farmhouse."

"This guy I know has taken LSD."

"He found a top hat and cape somewhere and was wearing them."

"He is having a bad trip and is just spiraling into a depression and fixating on death while being freaked out on his trip."

"So I take him outside to get him away from all the smoking and noisy drunks in the house."

"We step out on the dark porch and for a minute he seems to be getting right when suddenly about 10 cows run by the porch."

"His eyes go wide and he runs away."

"The drunks in the party yell 'the cows are out' and they all start chasing the cows trying to round them up but the cows are now smarter than the drunk people so they were not doing a good job of it."

"And I never saw that guy again."

"I found the cape and top hat laying on the floor like he just vanished and they fell straight down."- inkseep1

There Are Better Ways To Say Hello...

"Was standing in a circle with 4 other people smoking and talking."

"Girl comes up super drunk all happy and smiling, everything is all good and suddenly out of no where she drops her pants squats down and pees right in front of all of us, like legit still talking and looking right at us."- Snowfreak2507

Fire. Fire!

"We had a bonfire going."

"I left early once the 'shine came out."

"About an hour after I left, some of the guys started spitting mouthfuls of the stuff through the fire to make fireballs."

"Caught some of the grass on fire, tried to put it out by peeing on it, and ended up starting a 200 acre fire."- gothangelblood

Sometimes, You Don't Need Drugs To Get Crazy

"I was at a friends birthday party and him and a group of maybe 5-10 kids were there."

"We put on Shrek and I was on a recliner watching it."

"Meanwhile these other kids were messing around."

"One of them took their shirt off and said 'who wants to join the no shirt gang?!'"

"Everyone but me and this other kid took their shirt off."

"Then, the crazy one said 'no PANTS gang?!'"

"They took their pants off."

"Fast forward a bit and we had like 8 naked kids running around screaming naked gang while me and this kid say there like 'wtf'"

"Me and this kid who didn’t strip are actually really good friends today"- CGL_j

And then there's these, those moments that make you wonder if the stars aligned to let the kooks out only when you arrived at the party. W.T.F.

Gotta Stop Those Cramps Somehow

"Caught a guy sucking a banana in the bathroom"- redditassemble

*mwah* Good Night, Everybody!

"The host got so drunk, he pulled his dead pet lizard out of the freezer (saving it to bury it in the spring) and showed it to everyone in the room."

"Then he started crying, threw up, pissed himself, and passed out."

"I have no idea if the lizard ever made it back to the freezer."- MinouCheetos

First Impressions

"Was at a party last Friday, a guy I met that day for the first time became so blackout drunk he took of my sock and started playing with my toes and such."

"That was the weirdest f*cking ten minutes of my life."

"And then he called me later when I he came home and called me and declared that he liked me."

"No thank you."- GuiltyCat3927

Hold the burger...

"Watched someone snort ketchup in one nostril and mustard in the other."

"Completely unprovoked, not dared to do it...just did it..for....fun."- irregaardless

One way to end the year...

"Hands down, 2015 NYE at a friends spot in Bay Area."

"Noticed a ruckus happening with the bf, friends, and some guy, thought little to nothing about it."

"Couple min later cops show up."

"Turns out the neighbors noticed this college party and decided it was a great spot to come and try to sell some crack."

"The ruckus was a friend and my bf telling him to get the f*ck out, seller lost his sh*t."

"Told them he would be back with his piece and 'show them what’s up'. "

"Cops were called, guy was arrested, vibes were super harsh from that point forward."

"Happy 2015 to us!"

Welcome, leave your clothes at the door.

"In the late 90's an older guy that was interested in me invited me to a party being thrown by his manager at his 2nd job."

"We get there, I'm getting buzzed, and everyone seems normal enough."

"Suddenly the hosts fiancée does a NAKED BACK WALKOVER from the bedroom to the living room, comes over to where I am and starts making out with me."

"There's been a bunch of wild party moments in my early days, but that one was just so unexpected it seared into my brain."

"I never saw her again after that."- ILuvMyLilTurtles

You break it, you buy it.

"Come to a party and meet a girl I met a week before at a party."

"She cries and is completely devastated."

"She says that at her party I had become quite drunk and turned the buttons on her stereo so the speakers broke."

"She asks me while she's crying if I can pay half and shows me the Receipt."

"Of course I say, and we walked to an ATM."

"I take out $ 25 and she gets them."

"She thanks me all the way back because it was her mother's stereo."

"Nothing more with that."

"Partying and having fun the rest of the evening."

"The next day I find out that before I came to the party she had asked my friends for me and they had started arguing with her."

"Told her to leave me alone, that it was her fault for having a party and that I would hit her if she brought it up with me."

"I understand that she must have been terrified when she brought up the incident with me and she must have been overjoyed when I just said that of course I would pay."

"Nice picture my friends had of me."

"I broke up with them a couple of years later."- Crocodile-toes-ten

The Wildest party... that never happened...

"I can't rightly remember."

"The evidence afterward was pennies on the floor in the kitchen & hallway, an empty Jim Beam & empty mouthwash bottle in the trash, a stiff stain in the hallway with black scuff marks on the wall, improperly tucked sheets, a light left on in the 'rumpy room', and all the salad dressings thrown out."

"Also, we had so many cars, we had to park in the Mormon church across the street."

"Oh, wait. It wasn't a party."

"That's the 'evidence' my friend's grandmother accused us of having a party with."

"It was actually just 4 of us, none of us had a license, let alone a car, we sat around watching TV & eating chicken nuggets."

"We did throw out the salad dressings, they were all out of code, by months."

"We only drank Pepsi, no Jim Beam, no mouthwash."

"I have no idea where the pennies supposedly factored in."

"None spent the night, my friend decided to sleep in a different bed each night while she was housesitting, and she didn't know how to do 'military corners'."

" We were never in the 'rumpy room' either, so if the light was on, Grandma left it on before she left."

"So, out of all the 'evidence', the only thing we were actually responsible for was the salad dressings."

"Excuse us for trying to prevent you from getting sick."

"She actually said they were still good."

"The reason we checked was the ranch came out watery with lumps."

"She still insisted the rest were probably good."- GrandSpecter

Do I know you?

"This is more funny. but i was at a nye party going into 2021, and i just remember seeing this random ass dude dancing on the couches."

"iIwas like, bro who tf is this?"

"It was a pretty big party 60+ ppl and i knew almost everyone there and if i didn’t know them, i’ve at least seen them before."

"And there was just this random ass guy, dancing on the couch."

'So i just casually asked him where he was from and how come I'd never seen him at any other of these parties before."

"He just said 'I was just walking by and saw there was a party and walked in'.”

"I started laughing."

"I didn’t see him after that."

" I think some of the boys caught wind and kicked him out."

"Never saw bro again lmao."- buckys_doll21

Well, we're certainly glad we didn't get an invite to some of these gatherings.

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