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4-Year-Old Girl's Reaction To Her Dad Having Diarrhea In Public Bathroom Is So Hysterically Pure 😂

4-Year-Old Girl's Reaction To Her Dad Having Diarrhea In Public Bathroom Is So Hysterically Pure 😂
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Collin Gossel
By Collin GosselJul 24, 2018
Collin Gossel
Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.
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We've all had diarrhea. We've all been on road trips. Many of us have children. None of these things are particularly dangerous on their own, but together... well, together these ingredients form a perfect storm of awkwardness and embarrassment.

In a recent Facebook post from July 18, Clint Edward, author of the parenting blog 'No Idea What I'm Doing: A Daddy Blog," posted a simultaneously hilarious and terrifying story to Facebook.


The story starts innocently enough.

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But things got steadily worse from there...

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That's when things took a turn for the...strangely supportive?

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It turns out Clint's daughter had learned to be supportive of toilet time from Clint himself!

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Some of the compliments were more welcome than others...

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As is often the case with great stories, it was a delight to everyone but its subject.

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Of course, Facebook ate the anecdote up.

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Many parents shared similar experiences.

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Toddlers can be so nice. So, so nice. Too nice, honestly.

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Perhaps life would be a little better if we retained childhood's sense of poop pride!

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Thank you, Clint—you lived through a horror story so the rest of us could enjoy it!

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You've also picked up a pretty stellar nickname.

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H/T- Bored Panda, Facebook

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