The boring BeYAWNcé took to Instagram earlier this week to announce her 2023 Renaissance World Tour, which will likely entail lackluster choreography and songs nobody even knows the lyrics to.
...at least according to some clever members of the Beyhive.
Fearing they may encounter the same distress suffered by Taylor Swift fans late last year, Bey's fans are taking any measures necessary to increase their odds of scoring tickets to see their queen.
We're even talking blasphemy here... and it's catching on.
In an effort to drive down online traffic in hopes of securing tickets, Beyoncé's fans have taken to social media to diss their idol.
Hilary Buff (Vampire Slayer)—@TheHilaryBuff—took to Twitter to leave their negative review of the "Crazy in Love"singer as well as to note the financial responsibility of refraining from purchasing tickets.
" Beyonce is not a good performer and her concerts are boring. Don't waste your time buying tickets, y'all."
"I'm definitely not gonna get them anymore. Moment of clarity."
"You should do the same. Let's be responsible this year."
\u201cBeyonc\u00e9 is not a good performer and her concerts are boring. Don\u2019t waste your time buying tickets, y\u2019all. I\u2019m definitely not gonna get them anymore. Moment of clarity. I\u2019m gonna save my coin. You should do the same. Let\u2019s be responsible this year.\u201d— Hilary Buff (Vampire Slayer) (@Hilary Buff (Vampire Slayer)) 1675220341
Soon after, many followed suit, some even specifying which venues and dates should be avoided, as well.
\u201cshe also historically sounds terrible in New Jersey because of the air quality, so i'd recommend avoiding the MetLife Stadium shows\u201d— jack irvin (@jack irvin) 1675362241
She’s HORRIBLE! All the dancing and stuff is fake so I really wouldn’t waste a dime especially at the Inglewood date
— CUFF IT 🪩 (@realhwstan06) February 1, 2023
\u201cY\u2019all I heard the Inglewood stadium got rats, roaches, and diseases. #BOYCOTTBEYONCE\u201d— Wesley Leonx (@Wesley Leonx) 1675361222
Some even put fear of the "Single Ladies" singer's rumored affiliation with the Illuminati in potential concert goers.
\u201cCan confirm. I saw her live in 2019 and I broke out in hives. Her music is laced with poison, and she\u2019s in the illuminati. Don\u2019t buy the tickets. #boycottbeyonce\u201d— W.E.B. Du Boyz II Men (@W.E.B. Du Boyz II Men) 1675282512
\u201cI think y\u2019all would want to see this before tickets go on sale.\u201d— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty) 1675264990
\u201ci heard beyonc\u00e9 pulls people from the crowd at random in order to sacrifice them ON stage to the illuminati like nobody should be buying tickets to this\u201d— tia (@tia) 1675262158
And some just flat out lied.
\u201cMy friend said Beyonc\u00e9 doesn\u2019t even perform live and that it\u2019s actually a stunt double dancer doing everything and her vocals are AI so yeah i would just think twice before getting tickets for her tour\u201d— HEEDlE (@HEEDlE) 1675200377
I said the same thing. They need to boycott her for real, too invested in the eligibility community and too “hood” … plus I heard she don’t like dogs and runs over kittens. pic.twitter.com/IVnuyFNipK
— Surviving Grayling (@daddyklark) February 1, 2023
\u201cI\u2019ve seen Beyonc\u00e9 9 times and every time she gets worse. She can\u2019t dance and she certainly can\u2019t sing. A very bad live performer.\nDON\u2019T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!\u201d— jack rem x (@jack rem x) 1675261739
\u201cBeyonc\u00e9 is the most overrated artists of all time. I will NOT be getting tickets to the Renaissance tour and I think everyone should join me in this! #BoycottBeyonce\u201d— Aquarius\u2019 Groove (Ricky\u2019s Edition) (@Aquarius\u2019 Groove (Ricky\u2019s Edition)) 1675200263
\u201cBEYONC\u00c9 IS A SHEPARD OF THE DEVIL! SAVE YOURSELF! DO NOT GO TO THE RENAISSANCE TOUR! \n\n#BoycottBeyonce\u201d— Kia, Daughter of Athena (@Kia, Daughter of Athena) 1675218278
Even though #boycottbeyonce is catching on, the diehards' efforts will likely make no difference.
As a result of the Taylor Swift ticket mess, Ticketmaster has implemented a process in hopes of weeding out bots buying bundles of tickets before humans even get a chance.
Fans will have to register before even attempting to purchase tickets. Additionally, seven concert dates have been added and tickets will be released as groups.
The process is also outlined on the Live Nation site promoting the tour, but in all honesty, it looks pretty complicated.
beyonce.livenation.com
Good luck to all of you braving the interwebs for tickets this week.
If you happen to get your hands on some, we hope it's not a total snoozefest for you. 😉