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The Worst Things People Have Seen Happen At A Wedding
Jan 09, 2025
I love raucous weddings.
Weddings where we dance the night away are a favorite, and maybe some debaucherous hanky panky is committed in a broom closet. All of the pure fun parts of life.
I even love the drama at some weddings... The ones where family secrets get spilled.
Or when in-laws are throwing punches and tossing down shots.
I was at a wedding once where the Uncle got up to give a toast and said... "Oh please. I give it six months!"
Then they danced to "My Heart Will Go On" from 'Titanic.'
Foreshadowing much?
They did end up sinking, but they made it past six months.
Redditor MARSJRA wanted to hear about unforgettable weddings, for all of the wrong reasons, so they asked:
"What’s the worst thing you’ve seen happen at a wedding (yours or someone else’s)?"
Not so Hip
"A young guy (maybe 20ish, and a distant relative of the bride, second cousin, or something like that) got absolutely blacked out drunk, projectile vomited all over the dance floor, and the bride's 72-year-old dad slipped and fell in it and broke his hip. That was a wild wedding."
drunk television GIF by WE tvGiphy
The Back-Up
"I went to a wedding for some close friends. They are high school sweethearts. They are also just, in general, sweethearts. They deserved a magical day and it went disastrously."
"Their priest died a few days before so they had to find a backup. This guy was either drunk or having a stroke. He could not remember the bride's name throughout the actual ceremony. He called her by at least 4 different names. She kept having to correct him."
"Then during the reception, which was outdoors, the wind picked up like crazy. No one could hear any speeches and everything started getting knocked over. Then it started raining."
"We were all shuffled inside a tiny room because there was another indoor wedding happening at the venue. So 200 people, soaked and now cramped. The bride and groom decided to cut the cake and celebrate in spite of everything."
"When they went to cut the cake, the wedding topper fell off and the bride's head split in half. The topper bride obviously. But still. The actual bride casually excused herself and had herself a very deserved moment alone."
"This was about 9 years ago and they are still happily married."
- Finalgirl2022
How Much???
"At one wedding I went to, the groom started complaining in his speech about how much it all cost and called out family members for not pitching in. It was so awkward, and everyone felt uncomfortable. Weddings can really bring out the drama!"
- AncientAthlete5243
"I went to a wedding where the father of the groom mentioned how lucky the couple was that he could support them for such an extravagant wedding (it was very nice, $100k+). Turns out he gave them $50… 😂 caused a ton of whispering drama with the bride’s family who gave them $50,000."
- My_G_Alt
Farewell...
"Just a few hours before the wedding, the groom's father, age- 50-ish, sat in his recliner to take a short power nap and never woke up. The couple went through with the wedding anyway since a lot of family had traveled there for it. Just a sad day all around."
- SaltConnection1109
"Similar story at a wedding I attended. The bride’s grandmother lay down for a nap between the ceremony and the reception, and then never woke up."
- angrymurderhornet
"My friend lost her dad less than 2 weeks before hers, and his wedding shirt got delivered while they were dealing with the paramedics. I was so sad for her. :( "
- raynebow121
911
"Watched my friend's mum have a drunken meltdown during her daughter's ceremony. Took six people to get her out! She started drinking at 5 am, was asked not to turn up to the hotel where the bridal party was getting ready, and then broke down when she saw the bridesmaid's dresses were black and not pink like she wanted, her daughter (the bride) wore royal blue instead of white. Her mum wanted nothing to do with dress shopping, so her future MIL came with her."
"The police ended up having to take her away after the venue called them."
- bettypgreen
Blown Away
"Well, the tornado at the outdoor reception was kinda bad."
- Key-Article6622
"Four days before my and my husband's wedding, a tornado touched down only a few miles from our house. Thankfully it was small and short-lived because it was on a direct path towards us."
- GeekyKirby
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Stuck
"Didn’t see it but certainly experienced it… I got stuck in an elevator for over an hour at a hotel wedding reception and no one noticed. I was 11."
- idkwiao
"My ex and I got stuck in an elevator prior to his friend’s wedding. He was a groomsman, and the rehearsal was actually right before the ceremony, and he ended up missing that. We got out just in time to get dressed and make it to the ceremony."
- im_no_one_special
"Not a wedding, but my hubby, myself, and a bunch of our high school friends got stuck in the elevator at our 10-year high school reunion. It wasn't so bad, though, because we had a cooler full of cold beer and booze."
- KittyKat2112
The Heart Attack Guy
"Guy had a heart attack while a prayer was being said, but he was adamant to not make a scene… so his sons dragged him out of the room while he was seated in his chair."
"While all this was done with good intentions, the chair screeching against the floor probably made more of a scene than if they had just carried him out of there… the heart attack guy survived."
- GHOTIMAN
The Retriever
"I’ve told this story before. The couple to be decided..."
"1) to use their black Lab as the ring bearer, and..."
"2) to release doves after the ceremony. In retrospect, of COURSE, the dog would absolutely lose his sh*t when 50 or so of the very thing he’s genetically programmed to chase just fly out of a box. Like, they’re called 'Labrador Retrievers.' They retrieve sh*t. It’s right there in the name."
"Anyway, all was calm until the minister opened the Box. The birds started flying out, and the dog couldn’t help himself. He lunged away from the flower girl, (who fell, and was now on the ground crying), sprinted the 20’ or so, and tackled the cage/box thing. For maybe 10 seconds, it was just a blur of screaming and feathers. He did eventually manage to catch one, and being who he was, he then proudly marched up to the bride and dropped it at her feet."
Don’t do the bird thing at weddings, people. Terrible idea for a whole bunch of reasons."
"(No, the couple in question is no longer married. Probably not because of this.)"
- Razor-dome
The more sermons you have...
"My best friend in high school invited me to her cousin's wedding. We’re both Indian and you typically invite everyone to Indian weddings because it’s usually a really extravagant party. She’s been to some of my family’s weddings."
"BUT: she forgot to mention her cousin’s Pentecostal. At Indian Pentecostal weddings you invite people to give sermons/testimony. The more sermons you have, the better you look. And like. Zero partying. It’s sermons and a quiet dinner. I sat through 4 hours of prayer and sermons and had mid-food around a bunch of people who also looked incredibly miserable. No alcohol either."
- This_Application_966
Clean-Up
"Bride’s entire family left to go smoke weed to celebrate. Staff thought the wedding was over since so many people left and started cleaning up. Then, the bride and groom had their first dance with the lights up and people sweeping around them.
- ellisow
Happy Anniversary Dog GIF by Stefanie ShankGiphy
In Tears
"Former Banquet Bartender. So I have seen a lot of horror shows, Two that stick out, Father of the Bride performed a 45 Minute Drum Solo, in a wife-beater shirt. This one is sad, the DJ had a stroke prior to the wedding, was unable to operate his equipment, no music at all. Rolled the Grand Piano in and grabbed the Hotel Front Desk receptionist who could play. Called in a backup. The Poor DJ was in tears, the Bride and Groom were sad."
- rlgpino
"THIS IS THE POLICE!"
"I’m a wedding videographer. I’ve seen it all."
"The worst instance was filming a wedding for a pro-NHL player and his bride. Turns out, the bride had a thing for insanely giant dudes built like The Rock and had a super smart idea to invite her ex-boyfriend to the wedding."
"Everything was chill until the reception. My assistant and I kept hearing glasses break every minute or so. We were like 'Damn, these people are really partying hard.' But then we heard the loud boom and crash of a table flipping over.
"And then another..."
"Turns out the ex-boyfriend went Hulk Mode and started smashing everything. Obviously, no one tried to stop him because he was huge. The bride was crying, and the groom went to beat the Hulk’s a**."
"It was a pretty even fight, but the police pulled up quickly, jumped on the megaphone, and yelled 'This is the police! This party is OVER! Go home NOW!' Turns out the venue called them the second Hulk started breaking property."
"The bride is sobbing her eyes out, and the groom and Hulk are detained. Everyone awkwardly scampered out, including us. Got a message from the bride the next day apologizing for the mess."
- modern_mirror
Change of Faith
"While I was not in the reception room, my mom dragged my husband on stage in front of all the guests and made him recite some words in a language he did not speak. We had discussed our unwillingness to do anything like that before the wedding, and she promised no surprises. It turns out, he professed to convert religions to her religion. He was a Catholic missionary."
"All her guests flooded over to the table his parents were at and congratulated them on his change of faith, which they were not happy about. I didn’t find out until the honeymoon. That was the 100000th shi**y thing she did on my wedding day. I should never have invited her. My wedding anniversary is the anniversary of the day I realized my mother genuinely did not care about me."
- WhatsInAName8879660
A Bloody End
"I was a +1 at a wedding where I only knew my date and her mother, it was for a family friend of theirs. The bride's side was Italian and the groom's side was rural Ontario rednecks, literally degens from upcountry."
"The Father of the groom got wasted and had a fistfight with the father of the maid of honor. The groom basically tried to get his dad to calm down and stop ruining the wedding, and the dad sucker punched his own son. There were a bunch of people fighting after that, and I just kind of stood and watched."
"The reception abruptly ended at that point, but I can remember that a lot of rented tuxedos got very bloody very quickly."
- rpgguy_1o1
That's my Mom
"My mother was drunk as hell, flashing the entire reception hall full of guests."
"She has a habit of flashing people, to my dismay, when drinking. I had told her before the wedding that if she did that, I would have her removed from the reception entirely. She waited until the last 30 min or so to do it."
"There was still around 70% of the guests still there."
- DarkJudgex
Drinks Lets Party GIF by TheMacnabsGiphy
I would've had such a great time at so many of these!
I suppose this is why so many people do cash bars instead of open bars.
Or, God forbid... dry weddings.
You just can't trust every guest.
But what a story to share forever.
Best of luck to future newlyweds out there.
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Gavin Newsom Throws Major Shade At Trump With Message Thanking Biden For Fire Assistance
Jan 08, 2025
California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom praised President Joe Biden for quickly responding to his request for FMAG (Fire Management Assistance Grants) due to the devastating Palisades Fire, and got a dig in at Donald Trump in the process.
Authorities confirmed Wednesday morning that an estimated 1,000 structures, including many homes, have been destroyed by a Santa Ana wind-driven wildfire in Los Angeles' Pacific Palisades neighborhood.
Evacuations were ordered for the entire Pacific Palisades area extending to the Pacific Ocean, with additional warnings issued for parts of Santa Monica and Calabasas. The evacuation orders affected tens of thousands of homes and businesses across the region.
Trump placed the blame for the "apocalyptic" wildfires on Newsom and even suggested Newsom cares too much for the environment, writing the following in a post on Truth Social:
"Governor Gavin Newscum refused to sign the water restoration declaration put before him that would have allowed millions of gallons of water, from excess rain and snow melt from the North, to flow daily into many parts of California, including the areas that are currently burning in a virtually apocalyptic way."
"He wanted to protect an essentially worthless fish called a smelt, by giving it less water (it didn’t work!), but didn’t care about the people of California. Now the ultimate price is being paid."
"I will demand that this incompetent governor allow beautiful, clean, fresh water to FLOW INTO CALIFORNIA! He is the blame for this. On top of it all, no water for fire hydrants, not firefighting planes. A true disaster!"
You can see his post below.
@realDonaldTrump/Truth Social
Newsom declared a state of emergency that was secured through approval from the Federal Emergency Management Assistant Grant and will permit "local, state, and tribal agencies responding to the fire to apply for 75 percent reimbursement of their eligible fire suppression costs."
Biden himself has been in contact with Newsom and been briefed on the disaster, noting that he has "offered any federal assistance that is needed to help suppress the terrible Pacific Palisades fire" and that his administration "will do everything it can to support the response."
Newsom then thanked Biden during a press conference—though he also threw some shade at Trump for his remarks, saying that with Biden there was no need for "kissing of the feet" to get help:
"The President of the United States happens to be in town. It didn't take more than a text message to get the FMAG approved, which means we're getting reimbursed for the vast majority of these costs."
"No politics, no hand-wringing, no kissing of the feet. President of the United States said 'Yes, what else do you need? The emergency proclamation is being drafted as we speak.'"
"I just want to thank the president because that's something I don't take for granted and something we should not take for granted at this moment in American history, so thank you, President Biden, as well."
You can hear Newsom's remarks in the video below.
“I want to say, because you can’t say it enough, is expression of gratitude. (...) It didn’t take more than a text message to get the FMAG approved. No politics, no hand wringing, no kissing of the feet. POTUS said, ‘yes. What else do you need?’ Thank you President Biden.” #PalisadesFire — CA
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— Being Liberal (@beingliberal.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Many appreciated Newsom's response and Biden's swift action—and criticized Trump's statements themselves.
This man is doing his job. I know another man who doesn’t know how to do his job that he has been elected to do.
— hopefulme2.bsky.social (@hopefulme2.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is the normal way it works. After 1/20, probably not.
— Karen Hanson (@hanson412.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I thought better that the fire happened now than in February when they would have to beg for government help.
— Peggy C (@pegbear.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
History will remember Biden as a very good President - truly a president for the people OVER the rich - for once - & sincere in his desire to serve - Completely unlike what we face going forward
— broekn.bsky.social (@broekn.bsky.social) January 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Newsom and Trump have clashed many times before—and we can expect more of that once Trump takes the oath of office again.
Trump previously commented on wildfires and forest fires in Newsom's state and claimed "forest management is so poor" even though "billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests." Trump threatened to withhold emergency funding, demanding that Newsom "remedy" the matter.
Trump's criticisms have sparked sharp backlash from opponents, who accuse him of politicizing natural disasters that devastate communities and claim lives. Newsom and other Democrats have consistently argued that California’s wildfires are exacerbated by climate change and global warming.
Newsom’s office has countered forcefully, highlighting the governor’s significant investments in fire prevention and management projects, including $225.8 million allocated to streamline programs focused on “reducing fuels in the forest, increasing forest health, and defensible space around homes.”
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Single Mom Bartender Speaks Out After Post Malone Left Her A $20k Tip On Christmas Eve
Jan 08, 2025
The Christmas spirit was moving in Post Malone's heart this year while he and several friends were visiting a dive bar, The Railyard in Houston, Texas, on Christmas Eve.
While the group was at the bar, they were served by 36-year-old Renee Brown, a single mother who was sad about not being with her nine-year-old daughter, Iliana, on Christmas Eve. With no family to support her, Brown worked two jobs to make ends meet for her and her daughter.
Brown later reflected on the night:
"The day started off super slow, and I was just taking it as it was, trying to be in a good mood for others while dealing with not being able to spend Christmas Eve with my daughter. We usually bake cookies and watch Christmas movies, and this was the first time I wasn't able to do that."
But when singer Post Malone appeared, the single mother's whole evening changed.
"I initially didn't realize he was there until one of my coworkers from my second job came inside and told me that Austin [Post Malone] was outside on the patio."
"I thought he was kidding with me at first, but then I kept seeing people go outside, [and] I kept making drinks for like 30 minutes before curiosity got the best of me, and lo and behold, he was there."
Brown then made sure that Malone was comfortable and happy throughout the duration of his visit at the restaurant and that fans would not bother him too much.
"I told all my regulars not to be weird and bug him as it's a neighborhood dive bar, and I'm sure he picked a place like that to feel a sense of normalcy."
"It lifted the spirits of the entire bar. It was amazing to see everyone so happy and seeing how kind he was to all the people that spend their days with me on the regular."
The restaurant environment was not all that was lifted that evening.
"Everyone that he was with was also so kind and inviting, and we had a great night jamming to songs on the jukebox. Then came time for last call and to close."
"When Austin asked for his check, he didn't have one, because many regulars and his friends bought all of his beverages. So, he asked me to ring him up for a penny or something, so I did."
"I continued with my close and collected all my checks and started to enter my tips. Then I got to his. It was a tip for 20,000 dollars."
Renee Brown
Brown added:
"Going into work Christmas Eve, I was so sad I had to leave my baby girl to go to work. Oblivious that God would send me a Christmas miracle."
"This is hands down the most humble, personable celebrity I've had the pleasure of meeting."
"He changed my life on Christmas f**king Eve, and I will forever be grateful. Thank you so much, Austin."
The single mother was left in shock.
"I immediately broke down crying. It was a very emotional night already being away from home, being swamped behind the bar, trying to process that they were even there, and then the tip on top."
"I finally got a chance to stop cleaning and talk to him some more and thank him."
"I know I was crying and thanking him, but he has no idea exactly how much this meant to me."
"It's been incredibly tough being a single mom. I work two jobs and homeschool my daughter. I'm constantly exhausted. We've been without a car for two years and recently moved after losing everything and starting over from scratch in August 2024."
"This put me in a position to at least be able to get a way back and forth to work and pay up on rent and save a bit. I'm trying to save up to start a business, so I don't have to continue working two jobs and be able to spend more time with my daughter."
"Things have been extremely difficult, and this was truly a blessing that I can't fully put into words."
"Ths visit was absolutely amazing and something I could talk about and remember for the rest of my life."
"If this message reaches him, I know I told him that night how grateful I am, but I'd like to reiterate that he helped me in ways I can't begin to explain."
Renee Brown
Fellow fans of Post Malone were super touched by his generosity.
Post Malone is one of the kindest famous people I've ever heard of
— The current guy (@_currentguy) January 8, 2025
i love him. he always tips like this. last time he came into my work he spent $25k and tipped $40k on top
— baylee ⛤⃝ (@milfvamp) January 8, 2025
Seeing things like this gives me faith in humanity
— Funi (@FuniVids) January 8, 2025
Post Malone just a big kid out there having fun we only dream of
— Terry Wade Thompson (@TerryWThompson) January 8, 2025
That's incredible! What a kind gesture.
— Vass (@Va77ss) January 8, 2025
Merri Christmas to her 😭😭😭
— 0xRory.eth (@0xRory) January 8, 2025
Everytime I see a Post Malone thing it's always just of him being a genuinely good dude.
— Matt (@GamemasterYado) January 7, 2025
Nice to know there are still good, genuine people in the upper echelon of society.
— Kommander Karl (@kommanderkarl) January 7, 2025
Post Malone is really a national treasure
— SUAREZ (@suayrez) January 7, 2025
Good stuff! I love the message this puts out there. You never know when you can change someone's life with a small action.
20k isn't "small" to me, but when you're a multi-millionaire, it is.
Good stuff!
— The TV Junkie (@Solo86B) January 7, 2025
While we cannot all afford to give every server we meet $20,000, it's amazing to do good in the ways that we can, in the way that Post Malone did what was available to him.
This will undoubtedly be a core memory for Brown forever and hopefully will help her reinvent her life with her daughter.
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Rapper Accidentally Fires Gun Inside His Pants Pocket During Podcast In Wild Video
Jan 08, 2025
Rapper OG 2 Low—a.k.a. Cedric White—went viral after he accidentally discharged a firearm in his pants pocket during the December 31, 2024 episode of the 1 on 1 W/Mike D podcast.
Miraculously, nobody was hurt in the shocking incident and the interview resumed as normal.
In the viral clip, White was having a casual conversation with podcaster Mike D while reaching into his pocket. When a loud bang startled them, the host calmly looked around and asked, "Who shot who? Somebody got shot?"
"Everybody good?" he asked as White remained slackjawed over the dangerous gaffe.
The bewildered rapper then partially pulled out his gun to inspect it and shoved it back inside, apparently without making any safety adjustments.
After it was confirmed the bullet fired from inside White's trousers didn't hit anyone, the men carried on like it was business as normal.
You can watch the incident here.
Warning: NSFW language.
- YouTubeyoutu.be
Meanwhile, the shocking banger of an interview baffled social media.
@ElvisKnevil/X
Concerned users weighed in.
Mike D later made light of the situation, commenting:
“We had a pop, a moment, you know what I’m saying?…I guess we just made history, y’all!”
According to Soundcloud, White is from the neighborhood of Hiram Clarke in Houston.
In a 2024 interview, he told journalist Sin-Seer that he was signed to the record label Rap-A-Lot in 1992 when he was 12 and alleged to become the youngest rapper in Texas to sell more than 150,000 records under the label.
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Tweet About How Long Congress Took To Certify Past Elections Has Everyone Making The Same Joke
Jan 08, 2025
As President of the Senate, Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris, who lost to Republican President-elect Donald Trump in November, presided over Monday's joint session of Congress to certify the electoral votes.
Nobody objected in the chamber as Harris announced Trump won 312 electoral votes compared to her 226 votes.
The ceremony lasted under 40 minutes.
This was a stark contrast to four years ago when Trump's repeated false claims of a stolen election emboldened the MAGA mob to raid the Capitol to overturn President Joe Biden's certification.
C-SPAN shared a graphic highlighting a time comparison from past elections, showing that it took the Joint Session of Congress 14 hours and 48 minutes to certify Biden in 2021.
Certification proceedings from former elections generally lasted under an hour.
@cspan/X
The internet humorously feigned ignorance about what happened that year in response to C-SPAN's post.
Others spelled it out.
Well done, C-SPAN.
Trump, who will be sworn into office for his second non-consecutive term in the White House on January 20, has vowed to pardon many of the 1,500 charged for their involvement in the January 6, 2021 attack.
Although U.S. Presidents have historically worked with the Justice Department's pardon attorney in exercising executive clemency, Trump's transition team has not disclosed how they would review hundreds of clemency requests of the charged defendants with crimes tied to the Capitol insurrection.
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