Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

Atheists Explain What They'd Ask God If There Actually Was Life After Death

Many people are convinced that there is life after death. But there are different interpretations of what that life might look like. Atheists, however? They don't believe in any of it. Why would they? There's no proof, as far as they're concerned.

But suppose they had an opportunity to ask?

Would God, whatever a god might look like, answer?

And what might that answer be?

People shared their thoughts with us after Redditor SoAllofThis asked the online community,

"Atheists, if there is life after death and you were standing before a supreme being after you passed away, what would be the first thought that came to mind and the first question you asked them?"


"Is this the start..."

"Is this the start of my own Isekai?"

ArmedPandyFury

Depends, did you see a truck?

"Are any humans' beliefs close to who or what you are?"

mkicon

Well, according to Michael from The Good Place, "On October 14, 1972, during a magic mushroom trip, Doug Forcett described to his friend Randy the nature of the afterlife to a surprising degree of accuracy — getting it 92% correct."

Sooo... maybe?

"What is it..."

"What exactly is it you say you DO here?"

MacarioTala

I'm good with people! I'm a people person!!!

Simple.

"Who are you?"

[deleted]

What If the being replies: "I’m you"?

What then?

"So which one..."

"So which one is it, and how worried do I have to be?"

fussyfella

After that, you can always ask, "So which one are you, and what's next?"

"I'd ask..."

"I’d ask, when can I see my dogs?"

Specialist-Phrase332

Sorry, your dog is in Dog Heaven. It's on a different cloud. If you want to go there, I'll have to reincarnate you as a canine.

What's your position..."

"What's your position on honest doubt vs disingenuous piety?"

DoubleLigero85

Something tells me plenty have gotten into so much trouble over the years asking about different variations of this question while growing up in a fundamentalist Pentecostal family.

Karen

"I’d like to speak to your manager."

halason

Next, you can ask, "Do you know who I am??" and see where that gets you.

"Could God..."

"Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

[deleted]

It's worth a shot.

Well, God... the ball's in your court.

Punk'd!

"Was it all just a prank, bro?”

Nightmgr

*God points at camera*

We've got youuuu!

I'd want to know what the hell is up with wasps, personally. Someone answer me that.

What would you ask? Feel free to tell us more in the comments below!

Want to "know" more?

Sign up for the Knowable newsletter here.

Never miss another big, odd, funny, or heartbreaking moment again.

More from Trending/best-of-reddit

Tim Walz; Donald Trump
Jeff Wheeler/The Minnesota Star Tribune via Getty Images; Joe Raedle/Getty Images

Tim Walz Slams 'Depraved' Trump For Post Implying Walz Had Dem State Rep. Killed

On Saturday, MAGA Republican President Donald Trump posted a conspiracy theory video on Truth Social that accused Minnesota Democratic Governor Tim Walz of having Democratic legislators and their spouses in his home state attacked and murdered.

The post came as conspiracy theories regarding the murder of Charlie Kirk to create a MAGA Horst Wessel—to distract from Trump’s problems with his ties to his longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein—and the alleged assassination attempt during his 2024 campaign are blowing up online.

Keep ReadingShow less
Marjorie Taylor Greene; Donald Trump
Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images; Joe Raedle/Getty Images

MTG Bluntly Calls Out Trump's Hypocrisy After He Announces The U.S. Will 'Run' Venezuela

For months now, Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has been calling out Donald Trump for his hypocrisy and betrayal of MAGA and the movement's so-called "America First" principles.

That criticism ramped up In the wake of Trump's invasion of Venezuela and his assertion that the U.S. is going to "run" Venezuela.

Keep ReadingShow less

People Describe The Biggest Bullets They've Ever Dodged In Life

Without living multiple lifetimes, in various timelines, there's really no telling how life might have gone if relationships, events, and decisions had played out differently.

But every once in a while, something happens that is an undeniable game-changer.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @rachelanderson471's TikTok video
@rachelanderson471/TikTok

Woman Immediately Walks Out Of Date After Realizing He Was Trying To Set Her Up For Embarrassment

It's becoming alarmingly obvious that the Venn diagram of people who complain they can't find anyone "good to date" and people who behave terribly on their dates is essentially a circle.

TikToker Rachel Anderson recounted her experience of a first date that went sour within about 30 seconds, leading her to block the guy before she even reached her car.

Keep ReadingShow less
Jesse Watters; Donald Trump
Roy Rochlin/Getty Images; Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty Images

Jesse Watters Just Revealed Trump's Real Motive For Building A White House Ballroom—And It's Peak Trump

Fox News host Jesse Watters told a Turning Point USA crowd that MAGA Republican President Donald Trump is building his golden ballroom as a monument to himself—because he knows no one else wants to honor or remember him.

Watters made the revelation at Saturday's Turning Point USA AmericaFest event.

Keep ReadingShow less